What do portals feel like?

Half-Life Series
#1

I’ve been wondering about this for some time now. What do you guys think? I wanna know what you all think an orange portal feels like when you touch it without a blue portal, and the particle effect around it. And maybe if you do go though one you get this weird feeling inside, referring to the sound you make when you pass though one. Leave your opinion!

#2

It feels like a thousand red hot needles going through your dick and you can’t do jack shit about it.

#3

And that’s only the beginning

#4

:open_mouth: Go on… :slight_smile:

#5

It painfully and agonizingly your whole sanity.

#6

Jeez… haven’t you guys watched Back to the Future? It’s cold, damn cold!

#7

I’d imagine like jumping through a pane-less window frame made of liquid.

#8

Like a warm, moist vagina.

#9

But Chell’s a girl

#10

feels like getting your bones fried in a microwave and electrocuted, if you use portals for an extended amount of time your teeth would fall out

#11

Portal = gonorrhea?

#12

In soviet Russia, portal wonders what you feel like.

I had to.

#13

Feels good man.

I also had to.

#14

Eh, it’s not portals that make your teeth fall out. It’s the emancipation grill.

Portals don’t feel like anything except for a quick disorientation if the gravity suddenly changes, kind of like getting super-dizzy for a second and it feels like the ground tips out from under you.

#15

why are there three threads with the same name and made by the same guy? ah well who cares?

I think you feel like if your particles, brain, bones, etc were moving to another place. It makes you want eat chocolate ice cream after every teleport

#16

Because the guys that run the website aren’t that bright and some nights shit gets messed up real bad. The guy happened to click Post Thread when that was happening. Nothing happened so he clicked it a couple of times trying to get it to work. When the site came back to a fully functional state, it posted all the times he clicked the button. Don’t blame him.

#17

Like a wet cake

#18

It’s that bad.

#19

:fffuuu:

#20

You guys haven’t watched Red vs. Blue? You go in, it’s painful as shit, and when you come out you’re smoking and covered with black stuff.

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