Valve promises '3 big surprises' are coming

Technology and Gaming
#221

Gabe likes to see our hopes get crushed.
I think it has been mentioned before. <_>

#222

Alternative ones:

  1. For every fat joke he was the target of, EP3 gets delayed one week.
  2. For every complaint about the engine update, Portal 2 gets delayed one week.
  3. For every complaint about L4D2, the third one gets two zombies and one escort mission more, but one weapon less.
#223

Last I heard, Apple technically has a bigger market share than Microsoft now.

#224

So there’s a negative amount of weapons?

#225

The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie

Wanna know a secret?: The fcking cake is a fcking god damn lie!

#226

We got 2 of the 3 big surprises

https://www.gamestar.de/_misc/images/original.cfm?pk=2180360

just kidding, but I think it’s gonna be one of them :awesome:

#227

why do I belive that’s fake?

#228

https://www.computerandvideogames.com/article.php?id=263440

#229

No, the zombies will get weapons if there would be a negative amount of them :3

#230

The ancients are stupid and I hate them.

#231

I miss Gordon.

#232

:fffuuu:

Also, one of the surprises is totally going to be that Valve hired the School Shooter mod guys and are making it into a full game. :retard:

#233

Why would Valve ever work on a DotA game… or any other game for that matter that’s not their own. they have amazing writers. they don’t need to work on something that has already been created before. (by someone else of course)

#234

A long long time ago, in a decade far away, there was a series named “Half-Life”. The hero, Gordon Freeman, was last seen in late 2007. In late '08 only the slightest glimpse appeared on the nation called “internet”. He had vanished, as fast as Boxxy, as fast as Rick Astley’s career. we thought with portals, cubes were met and burned, the zombie apocalypse happend twice. The cubes came again, all was silent on the other side

Gordon, where art thou?

#235

Because the guy who created it (or at least was the main guy running it) now works at Valve.

#236

  1. Half-Life 2: Episode 3 is almost finished.

  2. Portal 2 will be released soon.

  3. Half-Life 3 will be released in 3 years.

Just being positive. :smiley:

#237

You are making sense.

Stop it.

#238

No, he is not. Number 3 is completely ridiculous.

#239

Because Portal and Left 4 Dead don’t count.

#240

Steam is THAT awesome.

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