Valve promises '3 big surprises' are coming

[Neon_Impulse]

@JeffMOD

He’s not fat, goddamn it, he’s… Okay, maybe he is a bit overweight, but he deserves your respect! Think of everything he’s done for the industry! If not for HL, then there might not be moving mouths, or skeletal animation, or an awesome game series. If not for HL2, no facial animation, no full physics integrated into gameplay, no in-depth, in-game storyline involving characters you get attached to! Gabe = Valve, and Valve = Awesome, so show some respect, damnit!

hey I’m the one who just started it up on this thread I think I deserve a bit of recognition here

1. Gabe Newell shocks the gaming community by announcing he is overweight.
2. No one believes him, saying ''how can someone with such a stick-thin body be classified as ‘‘overweight’’?
3. Gabe pulls off his girdle, showing off his true size. His huge, 25-square feet belly flops onto the floor, eating everything.
4. Gabe decides to lose the weight and get in shape for the big game.
5. Gabe loses teh weight and hits a home-run and every1 loves him
6. However he was only wearing a girdle and he jumps into a crowd of his loving fans and crushes them all.
7. Gabe gets PTSD.
8. Gabe reveals what his master plan was: to prove how much of an idiot you are because you didn’t realize there were more than 3 until just a second ago. dummy.

[Surplus]

Its amazing how much you guys seem to be hung up on gabe’s weight. Do you have a fat guy fetish?

[Nerdguy]

Gabe is hot

[Fnoigy]

Whatever the surprises are, I bet you that they won’t really be all that exciting, like Steam for Mac.

[Fancy_Pants]

aw come on, i’m sure those five people were REALLY excited about steam for mac.

[sersoft]

um one of them died so there are now four mac users who also use steam

[BahamutBBob]

I wouldn’t be surprised if one of the announces was basically:

“Microsoft said ‘FUCK NO!’ about the PS3 getting Steamworks. Xbox 360 is getting it too.”

Because Microsoft wants to steal $$ from Sony whenever possible.

[Acristoff]

1. Something pertaining to portal 2
2. That project with that warcraft 3 mod team
3. New TF2 update

[jambo]

@sersoft

um one of them died so there are now four mac users who also use steam

Steam has over 25,000,000 million active user accounts and 5% of them are on Mac so that makes it 1,250,000 Macs with Steam.

https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey

[Maxey]

@yoyo278

is there any reason for you to be insistantly racist? then again you do look like the leader of the KKK

oh gon, I do wish the death of people who are not like me lol.

Nah, not really. Lighten up boy, you seem to take this forum too seriously.

[sersoft]

@Jambo

Steam has over 25,000,000 million active user accounts and 5% of them are on Mac so that makes it 1,250,000 Macs with Steam.

https://store.steampowered.com/hwsurvey

And I’m sure there are many more on the way, no need to get so defensive over a reply to a joke.

[mechaelite]

@Jambo

Steam has over 25,000,000 million active user accounts and 5% of them are on Mac so that makes it 1,250,000 Macs with Steam.

:hmph:

@Jambo

that makes it 1,250,000 Macs with Steam.

O_o

@Jambo

1,250,000 Macs with Steam.

[COLOR=‘Red’]DUN DUN DUUNNNN[/SIZE]

:fffuuu: I really never guessed so many people with mac! Sriosly I have only seen 4 on tf2…

[DiePoente]

@Acristoff

2. That project with that warcraft 3 mod team

They just hired one guy

[johnyo]

@Jambo

Steam has over 25,000,000 million active user accounts

@Jambo

25,000,000 million active user accounts

@Jambo

25,000,000 million[/SIZE]

o’rly…

[Solokiller]

I lol’d at that too.

[eateroftheflame]

1. You have to pay for Steam (we’re console fags now)
2. Left 4 Dead 2 episode 1 (console only)
3. Steamworks for Xbox 360 (better than the old one of course)

[mrfohlin]

I wonder if there will Gabe will give us pie.

[Deimos]

@johnyo

o’rly…

That’s a lot of god damn users, tell you what!

[DeleteThis]

@mrfohlin

I wonder if there will Gabe will give us pie.

No cake

[Maxey]

I think we are reading too much into this thing. Gabe has talked out of his ass before.