- Gabe plans for world domination
- Within only 7 hours, Valve overrun and eliminated most of earth’s armed forces, Gabe taken over the world
- On behalf of the remaining human population, Bill Gates surrender to the Valve empire and appointed ruler of Earth (under Gabe himself)
- Gabe uses earth for his daily food supply, which has increased by more than 900% than usual
- Almost two decades later, Adolf Hitler was mysteriously awoken from stasis and placed on a gay mexican city 71
- With the help of the valve resistance group, Hitler destroys city 71
- The main resistance forces retreated to the Blackforest resistance base, formerly a valve secret cake factory which Gabe lied about it’s existence
- Using the new Steve Jobs device, Hitler eliminated the valve attack force
- Hitler departs to Titanic, a secret ship with a mysterious technology that maybe able to defeat Valve
- Gabe deletes the records of the story, and tried to recreate in on a project called “Episode 3”
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Dota is almost certainly one of them.
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Episode 3 release. I can’t see any reason for them to use their current method of non-advertisement unless they plan on making the release itself a surprise. I certainly don’t buy the bullshit speculation that they aren’t working on it.
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New IP, or possibly another HL2 spinoff.
My other guess would be another box set, probably containing Ep. 3 and some other new, smaller games, including a MP only game. Probably not CS2, since they haven’t even hinted at such a thing, but that would awesome.
- THE CAKE IS A LIE
- THE CAKE IS A LIE
- Seriously…THE CAKE IS A LIE
Thats original. How did you come up with that? I’ve never heard that phrase before.
Gargantuas are so creative nowadays…
… if the cake is a lie that thing at the end of portal… OHMYGOSH! It’s a robotic cake made to manupilate the minds of those who finally find it! or that or GLaDOS just forgot the cake on the room when the others who did the tests ran back to hidden positions and wrote all those things.
Pleeeease let one of them be Episode Three, I just started playing HL2 again and the itch has returned 
He’s not fat, goddamn it, he’s… Okay, maybe he is a bit overweight, but he deserves your respect! Think of everything he’s done for the industry! If not for HL, then there might not be moving mouths, or skeletal animation, or an awesome game series. If not for HL2, no facial animation, no full physics integrated into gameplay, no in-depth, in-game storyline involving characters you get attached to! Gabe = Valve, and Valve = Awesome, so show some respect, damnit!
is there any reason for you to be insistantly racist? then again you do look like the leader of the KKK
Eh? How is ‘go hump your cousin’ racist? And complaining about someone’s insult and then accusing them of being a clan member is a case of the pot calling the kettle black. (and no, that’s not racist either, look it up)
he was trying to upset me by using a yiddish phrase because he know’s i’m jewish
Oh silly, Jews are not a race.
maybe you should stop being so sensitive
you are jewish? When did you let THAT cat out of the bag? 
Won’t buy that sh*t again!!! I’m sure they will all be Portal 2 “surprises” and nothing from Episode 3
Problem, gamers?
PS: Faked anger is faked ^_^, but disbelief isn’t :meh:
I got that itch still and i finished EP 2 very soon when it came out !
- Episode 3 to support DX10(11?)
- CSS is out oft beta
- TF2 updates for the 360
- Source Engine Update
- Left 4 Dead 1 and 2 bundle being released on PS3.
- TF2 orange box update for Xbox 360 and PS3 (and rerelease of orange box on ps3 with better framerates).
1: tf2 magically turns super famous in all the countries of the world.
2: All the HL series magically stop existing.
3: Without the existance of the HL series, anyone spams asking for hl2 ep3 and the world fucks out on 2012.