Valve promises '3 big surprises' are coming

Technology and Gaming
#161

Your whole post is full of trolling or just bad joking

#162

Can’t wait for L4D11 and Portal 2 Episode 1

or maybe they’re delaying HL2 Episode 2 because they can’t get it to run on the mac at respectable frame rate, so they’re making the textures more low-res and the models more low-poly until it runs on an apple TV hacked with OSx tiger.

#163
  1. Valve is shutting down production of PC titles.
  2. Steam becomes solely console-based.
  3. Namely, PS3-based.

:fffuuu:

#164

  1. Gabe gets stuck in a door frame
    2.The building collapses and it bounces off gabe’s stomach and flies into space

  2. the building bounces of the moon and flies back to earth and blows up the world

  3. Gabe Newell is hungry so he eats everyone at E3

  4. He gets arrested

  5. He eats the universe

  6. Gabe Newell falls into an ocean

  7. The resulting tsunami devastates all of america

  8. Eric Fong goes on an adventure

  9. Gabe Newell has a weight problem

  10. Gabe Newell goes on a jenny-Craig diet

  11. He eats jenny-Craig and gets fat again

  12. NASA launch a rocket

  13. Gabe Newell’s gravitational pull pulls it towards him

  14. It gets stuck in his belly

  15. A girl scout asks Gabe if he would like to by some cookies

  16. Gabe sits on her, killing her instantly

  17. Gabe eats her

  18. Gabe is fat

  19. Gabe goes on a jenny-craig diet

  20. He eats jenny-Craig and gets fat again

  21. Valve is going out of business and Gabe doesn’t have enough money to consume his regular 999 million billion calories every second

  22. Gabe eats his children

  23. Gabe sells his wife into slavery in South America

  24. Gabe loses his chocolate bar

  25. Gabe goes on a homicidal rampage

  26. Gabe commits suicide

#165

Gabe Newell is so fat the recursive function computing his mass causes a stack overflow.

/End Gabe Newell is fat jokes.

#166

:hmph:

Runs over all the black mesa forums until finding Eric Fong.

Quick, Get your things ready and prepare to go. You have an adventure: Go to valve and force them to end Ep 3!

#167

Fix’d

and by Fix’d I mean eaten by gabe newell because he’s fat

They haven’t even started

MEANWHILE AT VALVE:

1.Gabe Newell eats a salad
2.The universe ends

#168

1- Gabe is fat jokes are old
2- Gunman Chronicles 2
3- Episode 3 ran away and Valve is looking for it

#169

Fix’d

and by ‘‘Fix’d’’ I mean eaten by Gabe Newell, of course.

#170

lol i’d laugh if these were all bad announcements, imagine if they completely pulled the plug on episode 3 or announced bankruptcy, would make the in jokes on this forum soo ironic

#171

Oy vey, go hump your cousin or something brah.

#172

I think we are forgeting something

Anyone remmember that the Purcase Brothers (Escape from city 17) where hired by Valve? Maybe (maybe!) they are making some kind of “movie”, like a prelude for episode 3.

And the guy from minerva? Wasn’t he hired by Valve too? Maybe new map will be featutered in Portal 2 or Episode 3

I don’t know. What do you think guys?

#173

I think Gabe Newell needs to lose some weight

#174

So what are some actually serious predictions for the surprises?

I’m hoping something about Ep3, but maybe I’m being too optimistic.

#175

Why would they announce a third game when the second game isn’t even released?

#176

I’m guessing it’ll be EP3, something about DOTA & possibly a new steam-related feature/service.

#177

I’m guessing Portal 3 was a joke.

#178

I’m almost certain they weren’t.

#179

I’m almost certain they aren’t looking for a career in video game design, something tells me they would rather work in the film industry.

#180

don’t be silly, they made videos involving a game, of course they want to be employed in the gaming industry

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