Things you DON'T want to see in BM.

Black Mesa Archive Suggestion Box
#1281

…wat

I don’t want the scientist hiding in the dumpster to look overly calm like he does in the original.

After you kill the tentacles and you dive down to see it’s dead body, the place better be well lit. I died many times from running out of oxygen just because I couldn’t see the water’s surface due to darkness.

#1282

It was well-lit. Are you sure you weren’t swimming up the wrong side into the dead-end?

#1283

I don’t want to see any easter eggs involving Summer Glau.

[COLOR=‘Black’]Reverse psychology.

#1284

I don’t not want to see any easter eggs involving Summer Glau.

#1285

I don´t want to see any teaser eggs involving Summer Glau :3

#1286

I don’t not want to see a third person mode where Gordon Freeman is Buzz Lightyear that you get after you beat the game.

#1287

When you leap into the portal to Xen, Gordon shouts, “To infinity…AND BEYOND!” fwoosh

#1288

I want to see summer gleau’s easter eggs.

#1289

I’ll tell you what I don’t want to HEAR in Black Mesa, those loud ass pressurised doors:

PSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH CFGG (Open) wait four seconds
PSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHH CFGG (Close)

There’s only a few doors that use the same over exaggerated sound, but it makes my teeth cringe every time, also there’s a brown door with a valve that leads to a small pit of toxic waste, and a soldier getting dragged into a hole by a squid, if you open the door, let it shut by itself, open again, and repeat, the sound of the door multiplies over and over and over and over and over and over and over until you can’t hear anything else

#1290

mustasche women who sneeze, einstein disguised as robin hood, rambling country doctors or grandpa buried in the rocks.

#1291

mr. friendly - it was a reason why it did not came in the origional!
penis gib - that’s just wrong! :facepalm:
the word technobabble - that is how old women describe headhunterz!

#1292

Weren’t a lot of old Xenian Concepts made up by that goth kid?

#1293

unicorns, jimmie walker, parkkas or pasta munching pelicans

#1294

Black Mesa Research Facility :retard::retard::retard:

#1295

I hope more scientists will look more like “typical” scientists (serious, older people) rather than young fellows who just graduated. The truth may be that many young people work in labs like this, but in HL1 it was totally cool that you had these weird older scientists from typical Sci-Fis, acting all like they know everything better than anyone else.

#1296

That part made me cry.

He didn’t have a problem, he was just a brilliant concept artist. If you don’t have the balls cross a few lines, you are USELESS as concept artist. You’ll “design in circles” and never make anything that looks new or interesting.

#1297

…or scarily pornographic.

#1298

There’s also that part where you have to use the Tactical Map to bomb open a sealed entrance and a tower so you can get there, has the overlapping sound but not as long.

#1299

I didn’t think getting teleported by the Nihilanth was fun at all. The challenge in that part of the fight didn’t make it exciting, it was JUST challenge, no fun. Considering how he’d send a shitload of alien controllers at you and you have barely any gravity, thus making jumping up platforms no fun. I seriously hope that part stays out of Black Mesa.

#1300

A crazy cat-lady with hairy tits.

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