I had a friend like that too. Smoked weed everyday and still was the one who was able to run for the longest.
I do take regular bike rides to various places almost every day so maybe thatās what they call exerciseā¦
workaholics is hilarious, thanks imonfire 
So, just got back from the grocery store where I bought some supplies. I purchased some Windex. The cashier says to me, āCleaning some windows?ā Before I could stop myself, I said, āNope. Gonna drink it. Hereās your sign.ā Iām not sure if the cashier got it.
hahahaha amazing
I just came from Wikipedia where I read a really intriguing article about chairs.
Didnāt know you could describe a chair with so many words.
I got myself engrossed in the Wikipedia article on first-person shooters the other day.
wikipedia is probably humanities single collective greatest achievement to date. im not even joking like can you even think of anything as big that took the cooperation of as many people for completely altruistic reasons
I can get stuck on Wikipedia for hours.
I spent almost a full day on wikipedia reading up on the whole game of thrones books.
Why not just read the books.
I read the first 4 books and they dragged on and on. wiki is free and gives you a good synopsis of the stories going on.
I was watching a woman on webcam the other day, sitting in her office, playing with herself under the desk while talking on the phone when someone entered just off camera and told her their friend was thinking of killing herself. After a few texts and unanswered phone calls the people in chat told her to call the police and lo0g off her webcam, which she did.
Whatās your story 'mam?
You see while i was masturbating with people watching me on the internet she came in and told me that she was wanted to kill herself.
That must have been terrible.
Yeah I know I never got to finish.
what the hell did I just read ??
TGP what the hell could your life experiences be any more unpleasant to visualize
So, for the past two weeks at my job, my cubicle neighbor is evidently a brony. Nothing wrong with that, in my opinion. However, what is wrong is that he wears a hat.
A Pinkie Pie hat.
Like, this one:
During work hours.
Wwwwwhhhhhhhyyyyyā¦?!
OW MY EYES
Although admittedly, there are plenty of novelty hats. Itās just a bit odd to wear one regularly at work. Perhaps a Pikachu hat would be slightly less obtrusive?
Pikachu isnāt a pony and doesnāt allow him to flaunt his liking of the show for some reason though.
okey, now the main question, how is it allowed to wear such things at WORK ??