been trying to explore this abandoned chicken coop but the little bastards always peck me half to death before i can get out my dslr and attach the lens and stuff
That sounds pretty not-abandoned for an abandoned chicken coop
Besides all these clothes Iām wearing, Iām naked!
Twice in my free poker league this season I have gone heads up, both times against my father, and each time I won 
translation: āMy dad gave me 40 dollarsā
I donāt play poker but that sounds really dirty.
Well it didnāt until you came along. 
Iāve finally started to get out of the depression, at least for today. I donāt know the cause, but Iām just so damn happy today. No telling if Iāll be down in it again tomorrow, though.
keep thinking about it and youāll go down again
Depression sucksā¦ Khaneyās right, donāt think about it, it goes away.
In other news: Heat wave where I am. And clear skies. Guess whoās going to swim laps today. 
The landlord here at the office just gave us two days to pay the rent or he will kick us out, and the boss is out of town until Mondayā¦
your boss is in league with the landlord to make you pay from your own purse
everybody is trying to kill you, youāre not crazy
Have you already been late on it for a while? Iām pretty sure they have to give you a month or something before they can kick you out.
My boss probably owes him a few thousand for a half a yearās rent.
Climb into that shiny car of yours and get ready for several months of being allowed to have your face pubes
I think you have a wonderful voice and that you should get a radio show to talk about mist and chocolate bars and shit like you do
We just got in 24 4-terabyte drives to add to our data server at the office. Weāre going to set up six RAID-5 arrays for another 72 terabytes of storage.
Being in the proximity of all these supercomputers makes me kinda wet, Iām not gonna lie.
Is it because they produce so much heat you get all sweaty?
oh Maxey :rolleyes:
I just noticed that the handprint in the Fringe theme song has six fingers.