Or made an altar and worship her image.
'Tis true love!
Meanwhile, I havenāt a clue how to start up a conversation with girls I meet for the first time.
If you see a cute girl standing in line or sitting alone at a tableā¦how do you approach that? How do you speak with said girl and show interest without being creepy?
āHiā
āwanna fuck or should i apologizeā
I have more important things to do right now than get caught up in petty human emotions right now. :evil:
like looking like johnny depp
- thatās an icebreaker.
Girls give the worst advice when it comes to icebreakers, just be yourself but a more self-confident version.
āHow much does a polar bear weights ? Just enough to break the ice. Hi, Iāmā¦ā
Greetings female. I have feelings of attraction towards your physical form. Would you be interested in taking time out of the next several months of your life to discern our mental and emotional compatibility and then perhaps copulate?
Depends on culture and the obvious signs of what sheās into. Your judgement.
Pretty much every male I think would make an interesting friend seems to like me as I behave on a day to day basis and reciprocates with friendship ( though they all describe me as a total jackass ) . Why should behaving around women in the same manor be different? Women seem capable of accepting sexual attraction combined with acknowledged jackass behavior.
Why does there need to be a āpick up lineā or formal introduction? Why canāt people have casual conversation like theyād have with every other person they meet just because they are sexually attracted to someone? What is the big deal? Pretty much everyone enjoys sex. If you are attracted to someone there is a reasonably good chance they are going to be attracted to you as wellā¦unless you are socially inept or physically undesirable in some way that is.
sigh
Well, Iām drunk. Reading that post comes off rant-like and dumb. Best I depart the conversation. 
Pro tip: Pick ups lines donāt work
The best ālineā in the world wonāt work if she doesnāt like you. Just fucking talk. If sheās interested sheāll forgive your poor conversational skills at first. JUST BE ALPHA haha. Women get wet over confidence. True story.
Yes, I noticed. Itās just taking time to penetrate all the layers of denial that have permeated my brain.
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So Iām sending my brother an email, and talking to myself in a Bane accent for some reasonā¦
I hate being home alone. Itās so lonely.
I mean, it wouldnāt be so bad, but Iām writing a horror story and so all my worst fears are at the top of my head right now, and itās dark in this room because Iām in bed. :FFFUUU:
At least avatars are free and sheās making use of them. Other gals buy shoes which they never wear.
Hmm, let me check my general studies for a few writing-related coursesā¦
I recall writing a six-page critique about the reliance of news agencies on Associated Press.
Try a Doctor Steel accent if you want something less weird but similarly styled.
Just be yourself.
Itās weird advise, sure, but it works. I wound up in an hour long conversation with a really cute stranger. I honestly canāt remember how the conversation started, but I had a reason for being there- she was next to a power outlet and I needed to plug in my laptop. I think I asked her what class she was waiting for.
Just pay attention to details- where you are, what sheās doing, and generally just try to act friendly. If she doesnāt want anything to do with you, her replies will probably be short and to the point. Itās like that at the start anyway, but after a bit sometimes you hit Sorkinese and the time just flies. The girl I refer to above- we wound up in a massive discussion about theme parks (she apparently lived in SoCal for a few years and gets regular passes to Disneyland) and Legos, of all things. The conversation can be about the most random and asinine bullshit imaginable but if things are going well, the conversation will just go and go.
Itās not really a set of instructions or even foolproof. Just keep trying until you find something that works for you. 
You could also just strip naked and throw yourself on a bed of hot coals. That gets 'em every time.
[COLOR=ā#151515ā]Itās a snow shovel; sheās working at a hardware store selling the snow shovels to people that need them after a snowstorm and she found one last one and people were clamoring for it.