I eating a mars bar.
That’s a lie I’ve never even seen a mars bar.
Look what one tiny post can achieve in a day.
However:
Chill. Really. You seem to be under a rather mistaken impression that what happens around here (or doesn’t happen) has some special meaning to me. It doesn’t.
Nobody were ever bossing you around. I thought we resolved that matter over PM, did we not?
P.S. Keep fraggin em. I don’t really mind the ladies club now - everyone who matters migrated to steam chat years ago.
But, for your own sake - stop slipping into rants on every single opportune occasion.
Yeah, that’s my job!
I honestly don’t remember you ranting here. Not once.
I…I could start!
That cunt on your avatar is more than enough of a change of character.
Gordon Freeman is a cunt. Fact.
But really, Dan? Is that you?
And now for something completely different.
I REALLY wanna try these out:
But unfortunately they don’t seem to have corn in them 
They have, but to a really small extent. It’s more choco than anything else 
Deeks.
That doesn’t sound too good… Maybe I will get one (they’re kind of pricey) to try it out. Hope it’s good!
Corny is deeks?
I guess Prometheus was okay
^what keresh said, that analysis was soo hilarious… I had so high hopes and was really disappointed. Other than high polished optics, the Movie hadn’t that much to offer. Plot Holes big enough for the titanic to sink in, illogical twists and turns…
Just made pancakes. Was awesome. 
I should try them sometimes.
That is not me in the picture. Found it on the 'net looking for pictures of people in Half-Life costumes (for Halloween) and thought someone dressed as Gordon in the HEV suit, sitting on a couch eating a soft pretzel was funny.
Less a rant and more a stern reminder to you and a few others that your perceptions and attitudes about the forum are incorrect. Basically, it means stop stirring the shit, and if you have anything else to say about such matters, don’t post them in a forum thread.
This whole thing has been hilarious.