oh fuck yeah
Barney would look so sexy.
Keyholes feel good man.
Make him rub his nipples too.
Oh god mental image.
i pictured him in a gimp suit , does that do any good or should i get help ?
I pictured him with his armour on the floor, six-pack exposed, rubbing his nipples in a circular motion while thrusting his dick into the keyhole of the door.
Should I get help?
well … now his dick can pick locks … i guess that kind of an improvement
“Hold on a minute, the door’s not responding to your Semen ID, let me see if I can ejaculate from this side.”
…
Is it wrong that this made me lol really hard?
No… just no.
:mono:
this page has been nothing but disturbing
I started a new page, don’t worry guys. I like Barney as he is now. No changes needed.
agreed
I would like it if they could follow you any where especially in vents and jumping and climbing over obstacles.
im afraid no-one can defeat the mighty 2-foot wall :fffuuu:
Will security guards scream “what the hell are you doing?” if you shoot them.
nope