Good sir, I advice you, to take this gun, put it against your head, throw it away and buy more tea!
I have tics.
I have fresh tea boiling and have brought some danishes: 
Would Catz mind banning Strangelove from the tea party? I’d be grateful if she would.
Every tea party has to have the odd nut else it wouldn’t be a tea party
I’m already the odd nut good sir. Now GTFO!
Ah I guess this tea party has two nu------ no this is a good and proper tea party I will not allow any jokes of that kind
That was just my way of saying I don’t really like danishes.
I didn’t even do anything to them.
Yeah, and I’m the pope.
Liar.
YOU’RE A HOOKER!
Your point being…?
I say, I’ll take one of those if you don’t mind!
Well at least you’ve finished to tea that I provided.
I would love some of those!
Yes, I would also love your balls in my mouth.
Well I can give you a barrel in your mouth if you like.
Try it, motherfucker.
sips tea with a light chuckle
That’s what I thought.
[COLOR=‘Black’]poisons the new batch of tea