The REAL tea party

Well, I certainly didn’t. Catz blasted the last shot out, I’ll be back in a minute.

Must be a different shooter then.

Skeet is so much fun

I say… lets get one of these to play with, shall we?

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Ah, my good chaps. The women are home, safe and sound. They loved me, they found my humor to be quite exciting.

Catz, my apologies for not being here. I have your ointment. Let me rub it in for you.

Oh deary me. Sorry about the random shot. Saw a cotton tail and couldn’t pass up the opportunity for some dinner.

Right, well, who is up for some fox hunting?

Let’s go find some cuddly baby gorillas and shoot them.

No thank you. I have some mac hunting to do. Team Fortress 2 needs some cleaning from the infestation.

Foxes you say?

TOO RIGHT THEN! Oh wait a tick… I need to find a horse first. I have always wanted one fo these…

Very practical animals for that sort of thing - but then, a Cob might be better suited.

(Assuming we are talking about canid foxes and not the human kind)

*slips tea
I don’t think you should worrie too much with that, mr. (rot)
I took the liberty of placing automated-computer controlled weapons all around this house’s border lines.

If happens to mr. swapfox suddenly invades the perimeter, he will be shot down on sign.

Bloody Brilliant!

That would explain the holes in his parachute…

Oh ho ho! He’s not going to be entering any perimeters any time soon. Just because I couldn’t shoot him, doesn’t mean I couldn’t bury him. :evil:

:frowning: But I brought my gun.

Fascinating.

This tea party just turned into a gun party. I love it.

Desert Eagle 357 Mag

(I would shot 38. shells out of this - I think one can buy an adopted clip - A lighter shell out of a heavier frame - Giddy up!)

I presume the computers are controlling these?

It’s the only way to be sure

Oh we have an AA gun?

Oh dear…

I know… We can use the used tea bags as impromtu skeets.

A big more skill required to hit these.

Aw no one gets the joke?
It’s a nuke gun

I ran out of tea what do I do?!

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