Possibly. Just remember: The atmosphere must be extremely shitty.
I almost forgot! Thank you for the reminder.
Literally? Because I could see it taking place in a sewage treatment plant.
So we play Miley Cyrus in the background.
okay, we should have Xanatos and crew voice NPCs
And our main rich hobo character will be voiced by Crackbone!
actual In-game quote:
“look at that asshole, its a dead asshole!”
If it needs to be “extremely shitty” Ozzy Osbourne should narrate, his unique voice will bring much needed clarity to the mess of on-screen gauges.
And semen levels.
This game doesn’t need clarity. Awesome does not need to be justified.
All of the meters and gauges will obscure any clarity, so we may as well not bother with visuals. We should also have a clarity meter.
we need some friendly NPCs that have the aim of a Stormtrooper (Star Wars, not WWII)
We need a minigame to fill the cum grenades.
With motion controls?
Maybe we should steer away from this semen business that everyone’s so fascinated by. I think it’s pretty obvious that this should have RPG elements added. Suggestions for unlockable skills?
InB4FapSkill
The skill to breath should become unlockable in the last three seconds of the game. No breathing results into death.
EDIY: the last rule aplies during the entire game.
I say we start the player off having them trip every three steps, and slowly get better at walking the more they do it.
They can speed up the leveling process by looking at their feet as they walk (instead of looking straight ahead).
Uwe Boll just contacted me about the rights to do a movie!
Think of all the profits we could make from a movie!
Should we take the offer?
YES WE SHOULD