A rich hobo.
Makes sense.
I don’t know why the argument started, the first beta screenshot posted by the OP has a semen meter.
I presumed the PC was just having a constant orgasm every level and you had to complete your mission before he ran dry.
I think the hacking mini games should involve skateboards in some way.
C’mon guys, don’t let this awesome thread die!
On topic: There has to be skateboards in it. It’s a definate.Also: Polar-pinguin-eating-super bears. A must or not?
definite must, also needs barrels of radioactive waste on the cryengine
Okay guys, looks like we’re going to have to split up development. One team will work on the Wii version, which will run on the CryEngine 53, while another team will work on all other versions (XBox 360, PS3, PC, N64, Atari 2600, Commodore 64, Magnavox Odyssey², Vectrex etc.) for the Sauce engine.
There will be yet another big delay to meet our quality assurer’s demand for perfection, but I’m sure it will be worth it!
I think Former U.S. President George W. Bush and Former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin should be made beta testers
No, we’ll need coherent feedback.
Not to mention that they’ll probably just spend more time breeding horrible devil children than actually testing the game.
oh, thats true 
, we should have Ahmed Best do a commentary track
Lunacy! I was going to hire the FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES narrator to do it!
Too bad LaFontaine died.
How about a Dukezilla: A giant ancient reptile brought back to life due to Duke Nukem nuking the shit out of some small islands?
Haha, funny 
We also need a composer for the music. Which one should we choose?
We obviously need the Jonas Brothers to get some atmosphere for all the killings and shootings and cummings.
And by Jonas Brothers you mean their heads on spikes, right?
Shouldn’t we include some Miley Cyrus as well?