wat?
I presumed we were running it through the Sauce engine.
It should resemble DNF, as described by yahtzee.
Hey I remember that thread where it was made
Hmm, we could use it too.
But would’nt it prevent the Tetris/Pong/Space Invaders minigame?
It has been decided. Our quality tester, George Broussard, felt that it would be best if we switched all production to the Sauce engine!
There will be a slight delay in the game, but I’m sure the final product will be worth it!.. when it’s released in 10 years… or never…
A’la Duke Nukem Forever?
You’re quick, aren’t ya? 
No, I meant StarCrap II: Ghost Cell: Conviction Theft Auto IV: Guns of the Patriots.
I ain’t quick! 
We will overcome the sauce engine limitations (regarding miniagames and some hud indicators) by including support for multiple computers in the package, the game doesn’t run unless you have 3 monitors on 1 PC or 3 networked computers with 1 monitor each.
It’s a conspiracy.
Nope, if there are going to be over 9000 HUD icons/gauges, and if it is running the Sauce Engine, you will need at least one of these to play it. https://www.nvidia.com/object/personal_supercomputing.html
There has to be a sex mini-game as well, however you get interrupted by ninjas and you have to kill them all with your jizz.
gtfo, we want this to be rated MMM, not AO; otherwise we lose the entire gaming demographic of adolescent males.
Which is exactly why it should be AO.
What’s with all the “hurr jizz” suggestions?
It all goes back to the strange “Hurr I’m not gay but I will constantly talk about penises durr” talk that many interwebienz seem to enjoy.
lololololololololol i can talk about sex and swear because this is teh INTERNET!
I did it because there was a picture with a penis shaped object in the section of screen usually reserved for guns. As the general discussion seemed to support that that picture was relevant to the game being discussed, I thought of another situation where that “weapon” might be utilised. There was no joke in my suggestion, I was suggesting that the playable character be characterised as so impossibly manly that his ejaculation could decapitate ninjas, besides, what is homosexual about mentioning penises? I have one, so I cannot talk about them? What idiotic logic is that?
Lastly, its the pinnacle of FPS gaming, adolescent gamers can wait to play it, because nothing is ever going to be better than it. AO indeed.
Honestly, I could hardly care less what you think of me, but you did ask why there were a lot of “hurr jizz” suggestions, now you know.
But he’s a hobo…