Sticky Mess
+10 Charisma to bitches of the opposite sex
-10 Homosexuality (yes, we track how gay you are in this game)
+5 Damage with the “Little John” weapon
Hurr Hurr Sex skill.
Dude, it’s a joke. :rolleyes:
We need to have like a fictional version of facebook included as a minigame for the multi-player RPG.
there should be a “tase” option in this minigame
It’s also packed with ridiculous achievements.
Thus my post. Seriously, the entirety of this thread is all the ways you can pack things to do with penises into a game.
The game must be projected telepathically into people’s brains.
Well, if we actually start the player off as a baby, and then have them actually have to learn how to do things, the way we do in the real world, then thats all the rpg you need. It would be like Monster Hunter, you don’t level up, you just get better at playing. That would get rid of any negative rpg elements, you could even remove grinding by learning how to do something outside of the game. You could actually import your real life experience into your character, which of course you will design. Lastly, if you use a neural interface, then you will have perfect motion control, and complete interactivity in the game.
The end result would be like a mixture of real life and fantasy, although, I can see it ending up like New Caprica mixed with 4chan and city of heroes. Basically, a world where you can do anything, be anyone, and have a completely realistic experience, even doing unrealistic things.
needs a Big Fragging cowbell 9000
Let it be a movie, let that movie create a sequel, and then make another game to represent the film sequel.
I’m getting an idea of what this game will be like.
Because all these people of straight. Obviously.
That the thing, its not that there are a lot of dicks everywhere, its just your dick, everywhere. Its completely better! Right? :retard:
I’m only gay for myself.
lol masturbation joke hurr durr
What have we created? Can we stop this thing!?
No, you can’t stop stupid masturbation jokes. Or stupid sex jokes. Or stupidity.
OR John Romero… who should be a final Boss along side John Carmack
This thread started with a penis joke, whats wrong with staying on topic? Or, if you don’t like the topic, why post in this thread at all? I mean, if you were posting interesting ideas to steer us away from the penises it wouldn’t be a big deal, however, this is what you have posted on the last page:
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Now how is any of that supposed to stop us talking about penises, in fact, I believe that I could successfully argue that every one of your comments involved the penises that you seem so opposed too. So, if I may make a humble request, either stop complaining and be useful, drop the pretenses and admit that you are enjoying this as much as the rest of us, or leave us alone. It is supposed to be ridiculous, it is supposed to be stupid, and its supposed to enjoyable. What is your problem?
I apologize to the rest of you for making you read that, roll over it, or otherwise waste your life. Back on topic, it needs Chuck Norris. Period.