The Gonarch

Has anyone noticed that the Gonarch looks like a giant fucking testicle?

Can the Black Mesa crew change this? I’m not asking for DRASTIC changes, but rather making it look more of a birth sack (or whatever it’s called) than a testicle. It’s really disturbing, especially when the sack shakes when the Gonarch runs. Ugh…

i agree with this , we see enough balls shaking in pornoes anyway …

Fun fact: The Gonarch was based on being a testicle.
It’s from Raising the Bar.

So no, I think that they are going to stay true to half life, and you will suffer getting slapped in the face with the Gonarch’s ball just like the rest of us.

Eew. I think I was better off NOT knowing that. But yeah, I have to agree with you. It’s not that bad, and makes perfect sense.

I’ll never forget seeing Gonarch walk out for the first time and thinking. . . ball?

It was the only thing I wanted to shoot at!!

If I recall correctly, Valve admitted that Gonarch was invented on whim. Someone just saying something that seemed retarded at the moment but they implemented it anyway.

“Hey guys, lets put a giant testicle on a giant headcrab!”
“You best be joking.”
“No I’m srs.”

That’s pretty much how it went. :retard:

You’re a bunch of pussies if you’re afraid of a giant testicle with crab legs. Go back to the MLG playlist.

Wow, I had no idea, but now that you said it, I can’t see anything else.:fffuuu: Now half life is ruined for me. The team might as well stop all work on the mod.

You’re just jealous it has bigger balls than you. :stuck_out_tongue:

:FFFUUU:

well it may be bigger than mines but i have TWO. HA. looks like Gonarch needs a prosthetic lmao

My point exactly

Don’t double post. Editing your previous post allows a bigger window of time and space to insert dramatic effect.

Dual rocket launcher too? Awesome.

You only just noticed this?

Does the gonarch sleep while hanging from the ceiling or standing up? 'cause it can’t lay down

how much you want to bet it DOESNT SLEEP AT ALL :aah:

There are a few things in Half-Life that were designed by Valve to make guys uncomfortable.

In Raising The Bar, they talk about how the man who came up with Mr. Friendly said that he knew the game would sell the most to teenager boys, and Mr. Friendly was made to make them more uncomfortable.

The Gonarch doesn’t sleep, it waits…

I, for one, anticipate our higher-resolution testicle overlords.

Probably because of some repressed childhood memories, but I do. Really.

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