The BP World Fuck

At least you’re still alive, you can see, hear and even move, when you die all that bitching and moaning won’t matter. life is short, if you don’t enjoy it there is no point.

ontopic: yay the fucking leak is fixed, now they have to make it look like they’re actually doing something to clean this mess up while they continue to rape the planet and put billions in their pockets

Capitalism, it’s all good.

This mess could’ve totally been avoided if they were willing to spend money on safety things, y’know the things that keep the facility from exploding
and judging from the amount of oil that leaked out, BP dodged a bullet made out of cash and diamonds

Objection!!!

Argumentum ad ignorantiam. I happen to know that many absentee witnesses exist who have been prevented by corporeal matters of testifying against your placating remarks. You know full well of this, and yet you continue to create a message of blind optimism that can only be heard by its applicable demographic, the biased jury of the living, without even considering the opinions of those who only once were, and those that may never be.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/07/20/AR2010072002038.html

Is this, then, our generation’s Watergate? We’ve got one dismal fact after another coming out concerning this incident… I’m about ready for BP to resign. [COLOR=‘Black’]To state ownership, of course.

im not sure how that analogy is supposed to work

One is a burglary, illegal wiretapping, and spying on political opponents. The other is a massive environmental and economic disaster for millions of people caused by decades of incompetent cronyism as a result of foolish deregulation of a major industry.

Yep. Exactly the same. :rolleyes:

Both included lying, which only adds to the seemlessness.

The way I feel on that is that it’s comparing stealing a candy bar to Bernie Madoff.

Fuck

Where’s my wolf shirt?

Wolf shirt nothing! I want my ice cream sandwich!

Maxibons are better.

What about my condoms?

What about surprise buttsecks?

Oh okay, so the actual cleanup costs have been a little over the ice cream sandwich recovery plan.

Does BP really think it can buy my forgiveness with an ice-cream bar?

I need at least three.

I want an IPad made of ice cream sandwiches covered in Wolf Moon shirts brought to me in a Prius which should come with a house on an island surrounded by water

Or a pogo stick

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