the head kills it.
It’s so round.
It’s too flat.
It’s too much human
The head looks like those humanoid turtle things from Super Mario Bros.
This wasn’t bad.
Found this while looking for above pic:
I lold
I never really had any interest in the Spiderman series. I watched the 2nd and 3rd mainly for the Bruce Campbell cameos. No Bruce = I wont be watching.
The only Spiderman films worth watching are the Japanese Supaidāman and Italian Spiderman.
Wow, that’s a nice trailer. Thanks 
THAT’S WHERE THE FUCK THAT GIF IS FROM
THANK YOU
Looks like it could be good
I don’t give a shit if it’s not the same director, it better have a Bruce Campbell cameo or I’ll be severely disappointed
Also I know they are trying to be more like the comics with the web shooters but how are they gonna explain how he gets the money for that stuff?
Where’s Tobey Maguire!?!?! :fffuuu:
This new movie seems like crud, for it has lost the pace of awkward respite between moments of agility.
Maybe the ingredients of this “webbing” are cheap? Or, since Peter was at Oscorp as you can see in the trailer, maybe they’re designing a sort of web shooter themselves, and he steals their prototype?
Then again, in a film about a 16 year old kid who gets bitten by a radioactive spider, gets superhuman strength, superhuman speed, a sixth sense, and wall climbing abilities, and has to fight a guy who turns himself into a
lizard-mutant thing and is plotting to turn all of the world’s population into lizard-mutant things themselves, all the while being hunted by the police, I think how he makes his web shooters is the least questionable part of the plot, no offence 
I think they should make the webbing come from his bellybutton. There aren’t enough superheroes with super-bellybuttons. And it makes sense as a, like, spider thing. He can tube it up to his wrists if he wants to.
Super-butt as a power?
That’s gotta be pretty disgusting, 'cause I can only come up with one way that would work to defeat someone.
Well, it’s used as a hypnotic type of power. It doesn’t literally battle someone, it hypnotizes and stuns the enemy. Hell, it took me an hour to break my gaze of it to scroll down here and read your post
… Eeh, I prefer my version.
Edit: Ah, what the hell, I’ll just go ahead and ruin that image for you.
We’re getting seriously off-topic now, though.
Edit: Also uncensored version to avoid confusion, if you can stomach that stuff.
That doesn’t look at all like you wanted it to.
Anyway, I will watch the movie. 'nuf said
Wow, that was actually a pretty nice repainting of it. U GOTZ MAD FOTOSHOP SKILZ!