The absolute worst fan-fiction ever, Spelling errors, stupid story, or just doesn’t make sense
Try and top this!
My Immortal
https://www.youtube.com/user/DarkxideX#grid/user/C0B53AE964999423
Who the hell reads fan fiction?
Zorcs.
John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.
Such a long time since I saw that and god, I’m still find it incredible funny.
Every so often, I get the notion to rewrite Full Life Consequences and actually turn it into a more professionally-written story, but then two things hit me at once: 1) I don’t want to ruin a classic and 2) It’d be stupid. 
I read fan fiction occasionally, mostly off of GOOD stuff, not Harry Potter/Twilight crossover shit. But I’ve read this on a dare before. Once you lay your eyes on it you cannot stop until it’s done. It’s that horrible.
too lazy to found it but i once saw giant squid/the hogwarts castle
Now I don’t want to be one of those jerks who dances around saying OLD NEWS BRO…but since most people here don’t seem to know of it, it’s cool.
everyone already knew of that, forever ago.
I read a Naruto fanfiction where the main female character is now a lesbian.
I had an idea to write a Star Trek: The Next Generation fanfic once and even wrote the beginnings of it but stopped because even I had to kick my own ass because of it.
Anyway, the basic premise was that Q messed with the transporters so that, instead of the Enterprise transporting a dignitary from Generic Planet VI to some negotiations on Generic Host Planet IV, a self-described Trekkie was beamed aboard instead. Yep, someone that watched the show religiously was somehow transported onto the Enterprise, and it was Q’s intention to show that perhaps the life of those on the Enterprise and those in that universe were somehow just one possible reality and that Q would break through the second fourth wall to acknowledge the reader of the fanfic itself.
I got about as far as the Trekkie getting beamed aboard the Enterprise, passing out from shock, then being introduced to the replicator and telling the Captain that he already knew how it worked…and that Captain Picard thought this person was some sort of spy or something before I punched myself in the face.
I deleted the fanfic after that.
And then there was the idea of a Back to the Future fanfic I had that never got off the drawing board that would cause Marty to go back to DEC 25 0000. 
THERE ARE SUCH MONSTROSITIES IN THIS WORLD?
The very idea horrifies me.
there is no year 0 
It was a reference to the movie.
OH GOD WHY DID I READ THIS?!! DAMN YOU SASSYROBOT!! DAMN YOU!!!
You were saying?
THE ABSOLUTE, WORST COMMA EVER