Skyrim article from "Christwire"

[Phobos001]

https://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

Oh my god, this…this cant be real. If it is, I have lost all faith in humanity.

Either way, discuss.

EDIT: Sorry, I lost it long ago. Guess I forgot. :retard:

EDIT AGAIN: JUST learned it’s a satire website. I knew it couldn’t be real, but yeah. Discuss Skyrim here I guess.

[gibbelin]

Christwire is a famous anti-Christian satire site. It’s a joke.

[danielsangeo]

Christwire is a satire website.

[papernick]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

To be fair though, it was pretty obvious it wasn’t real.

[Ceej2012]

“Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images…”

Come on, you fell for this even after this statement?

[DeleteThis]

@Christwire Article

SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[Phobos001]

@Ceej2012

“Right off the bat, the gay supporting software company Blizzard, shows the player images…”

Come on, you fell for this even after this statement?

I don’t know what happened; All the sudden my mental defenses from random bullshit dropped and let it all in! Then after a few minutes I thought “Oh dear god I’m stupid…”

[Maxey]

I was already pretty gay before playing Skyrim but now I’m a Demonic Gay Hellspawn and I’m loving all the constant demonic orgasms I’m getting now.

[Bloodshot]

I read your post, but then I looked at your avatar while reading it, and the two seemed to fit very well for some reason.