Post Your Name Definitions

samzala · August 11, 2020, 4:10am

Search your name in Urban Dictionary and post the funny stuff that comes up. Variations of your name are allowed. To start off…
Sam:

Samuel:

And the only one for my real name.
Samuli:

:rolleyes:

hercule_poirots_nuts · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

i dunno man

Combine · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

hmmm.

first, my screen name, defined by an obvious gamer:

1.The Combine is a fictional powerful alien race and empire from the first-person shooter computer game Half-Life 2. During the game, it is also referred to as the Universal Union, and as “our benefactors” in propaganda.
2.The Combine is a vast empire spanning multiple parallel universes. The empire is inhabited by an unknown number of sapient species, and appears to be governed by a race of bizarre, artificially evolved Advisors. The Combine expands its empire by invading worlds and enslaving the dominant species to be exploited as it sees fit. By manipulating these inhabitants through methods including bioengineering and implantation, the Combine creates a race of super-soldiers uniquely adapted for the environment of that particular world. This process results in a highly mobile and adaptive military force which is able to respond to any threat and crush any opposition. The reasons behind the Combine’s imperialism remain unknown throughout the game.
3.The Combine Advisors are the face of the Combine Empire, suggesting that they are probably the original master race behind the alien empire.
4.The primary military force of the Combine on Earth is the humanoid Combine Overwatch (referred to by Doctor Breen as the “Transhuman arm of the Combine Overwatch”): humans who have been modified into “transhuman” (or “post-human”, as referred to by Dr. Kleiner) cyborgs. They are the most frequently encountered foes throughout Half-Life 2. This could also be another possible reason why they are called the Combine, because they are a “combination” of humans and alien technology.

My real name, which definition I’d say is accurate
Marco:

Afroded · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Andrew:

It was the first thing that came up. I’m a bit flattered.

The rest are “Andrew is hot and sexy”
I never thought about myself in that way O_O

Imonfire · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

The English version of my name is Anthony:

My real name’s Antoine:

And I’m not making anything up.

danielsangeo · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.

Other definitions are thought to be:

Tao

Chi

The Great Spirit

Chuck Norris

Energy

Infinity

Sublime

ect

Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.

The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as they say, “The Answer”. All attempts to understand this idea of Daniel have failed.

:3

Fancy_Pants · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

papernick · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Nicolas:

:jizz:

gugamilare · August 11, 2020, 4:10am

Actually true: Hurricane Gustav :what:

Haha, I doubt anyone has such a powerful name :rolleyes:

Gustavo, my real name:

The other definitions are just the lame “sexiest guy ever” like all the other names.

Jeannotvb · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

I am undefined. :fffuuu:

DansonDelta40 · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Now my real life first name: Ole

Ah, the ole one-two one-two… those were the days, my friend…

Wait… that doesn’t have anything to do with me! Does it?

Awww… that’s so… that’s just so… sniff

Hm, looks like an accurate description of me. reads 2nd sentence: Alright! :awesome:

I am neither little, nor fat. I am tall and skinny.

Sexual depravity… yeah I know about that one…

ole 	
Danish computer genius. Likes playing Raffi on his acoustic guitar. Dislikes cookies - likes cake. Wandering vigilante: tracks down french(intentionally lowercase)child-porn fags. Also likes boobs.

Seriously, WTF?! But I like cookies! Well, I also like boobs…

Someonerandm · August 11, 2020, 4:10am

Reread this post, thats mine. (Sans Samuli)

Jeannotvb · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

I think I’ll stick to undefined.

Elpants · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Nathan: A guy who is caring and intelligent and is superior to all even God.He is loved by all his mates and is there for everyone who has problems and is a great listener.He is so caring and such a strong fighter that nothing can beat him.He is the kinda guy you want as a mate or a lover.A legend at the guitar and guitar hero.He is just an amazing happy person who is easy to love.He has a very nice personality and is very easy on the eyes and is very cute.He is a perfect man in everway unless you cross his path when he is sleepy then you have hell to pay lol. Generally a nice guy with lots of friends who adore and love him.A one of a kind…

awsgames · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Seems people really like my name.

Rossman · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Jordan:

:retard:

Shadi · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

you gotta read mine xO

this one is actually the most accurate

Bolteh · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Door · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Big Gay Alcoholic Deer who wears Thongs.
:retard:

johnyo · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

jānis

Although I do have seriuosly bad hair (note to self: get a haircut), I am very disturbed by the last definition. I mean, seriously…:fffuuu: