Post Your Name Definitions

Ballsopt · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Emiliano

:awesome:

Mango_Assassin · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Step aside ladies…

[COLOR=‘Blue’]James[/SIZE] :

Someone who is un usually well [COLOR=‘Red’]hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
“Oh Yeah, he’s definately a James”

In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
“Man, check out that James!”

“Look at the buldge in his trousers, he [COLOR=‘Lime’]MUST have a James in there girlfriend!”

“I don’t think I could ever fit a [COLOR=‘Blue’]James in my mouth.”

Suggestive · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Nikki.

^ Lies

^ This one worries me a great deal. I get the feeling someone I know has written this one
Wat do?

samzala · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

I was sorta implying with my first post that everyone’d search for the really bizarre ones, and skip the usual sexual reference ones, it’s pretty much stated already that 90% of every name definition has something to do with big dicks and hawtness.

Savant · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

:fffuuu:

jerry · November 24, 2018, 9:17pm

Jerry:

Jerry was used by the British in the Great War as a nickname for the Germans. One possible origin is that Jerry was thought to be a common name among Germans, like ‘John’ with Americans. Another, and perhaps the true origin, is that bed pans/chamber pots were called Jerries, and the Germans helmets looked like them, so… Jerry was one of many nicknames used to call the Germans, the French preferred Boche, the Americans, Krauts. Another common one was ‘Hun’. The usage of Jerry, and the rest, although I can’t say I have seem much use of Boche outside of WW I related things, continued during the Second World War. The gas/water container used by the Germans in WW II was nicknamed a Jerry can. During the Great War, the Germans, when talking to the Englishmen in the opposite trenches, would use Tommy to reference them, while the British, of course, used Jerry in regard to the Germans.
My high school had this great set of WW II books, and I can remember this one story from a veteran that, for whatever reason, has stuck with me. He and his unit had assaulted a German airfield. “We were running around securing the hangars. I passed the door to an office and kicked it open. I tossed in a grenade and the Jerry behind the desk caught it and shouted, “Nein! Nein!” I yelled, “Ja! Ja!” and slammed the door shut.”

Steppenwolf · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Number three is a bit… weird?

Do you have danish ancestors?

gugamilare · August 11, 2020, 4:11am

I already posted, but found another definition interesting using French variation of my name.

Damn, mah name it tha shit! [sic]

Again, this is also true: Gustave (crocodile):

I am dangerous, guys, don’t mess with me :3

X_Mastershot_X · August 11, 2020, 4:11am

Samuel:

Deniz:

:what:

Someonerandm · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Fun Fact: 99.3548% of positive definitions were crated by a guy with that name.

Lolipopman · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Christopher:

I CAN’T HEAR YOU.

gugamilare · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

And the other 0.6452% were made by their girlfriends.

FireTime · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Nick:

the most amazing person alive with a huge penis

2.the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will alwyas be pleased.

ha, Well I feel content.

Lolipopman · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

I tried my middle name…:

Doop · August 11, 2020, 4:11am

Im lazy so heres the link: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ryan

samzala · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Ooh I forgot that one.
oh lol
Joona:

X_Mastershot_X · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

Ryan:A noble ganster who shoots unstabel niggers

Coolm4n · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

:retard:

CatzEyes93 · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

My day cannot get more perfect than right now at this moment.

Jingles · November 24, 2018, 9:18pm

From Ioseph, the Latin form of Greek Ιωσηφ (Ioseph), which was from the Hebrew name יוֹסֵף (Yosef) meaning “he will add”. In the Old Testament Joseph was the eleventh son of Jacob. Because he was the favourite of his father, his older brothers sent him to Egypt and told their father that he had died. In Egypt, Joseph became an advisor to the pharaoh, and was eventually reconciled with his brothers when they came to Egypt during a famine. This name also occurs in the New Testament, belonging to Saint Joseph the husband of Mary and Joseph of Arimathea.
In the Middle Ages, Joseph was a common Jewish name, being less frequent among Christians. In the late Middle Ages Saint Joseph became more highly revered, and the name became popular in Spain and Italy. In England it became common after the Protestant Reformation. This name was borne by rulers of the Holy Roman Empire and Portugal. Other notable bearers include Polish-British author Joseph Conrad (1857-1924) and the Soviet dictator Joseph Stalin (1878-1953).