Portal update. Possible Portal 2 teaser?

[NickAVV]

Wow, the new ending is so freaky. Want Portal 2 soooo much.

[intooblivion]

In celebration of the portal update

[JohnWorfin]

@intooblivion

In celebration of the portal update

that kinda hurt:’(

[Level]

BBS just dropped a ton of new ascii.

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MEMORANDUMS: Filed under CJohnson: 76550293-G
A lot of you have been raising concerns about the so-called “dangers” of what
we’re all doing here. The beancounters told me to tell you that as of today,
testing will no longer be as mandatory or as dangerous. That’s not gonna
happen, and here’s the reason:
Science isn’t about why, it’s about why not. You ask: Why is so much of our
science dangerous? I say: Why not marry safe science if you love it so much.
In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won’t hit you in the butt
on the way out, because you are fired.
Plus, in the event of your death, I personally guarantee that, thanks to the
form you were required to sign this morning, your family will not suffer the
indignities of a prolonged and costly legal battle against Aperture Science.
Trust me, I am rich, and it is a burden I would not wish on anyone.
To summarize: 6218376213 wjqehkjh -213&&&^%@5*(@))@)#&@ ±–+++
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CONFIDENTIAL
October 17th, 1976
Re: Human Enrichment & Testing Initiative, Resource Acquisitions

1. “Low Risk” Human Resource Acquisitions
   a. Hoboes and Tramps
   Lives spent wandering aimlessly, cowering before authority, and drinking
   concussive amounts of home-distilled potato alcohol make hoboes the perfect
   Human Enrichment test subjects. The hobo questions nothing, will follow orders
   if fed, and, like all hoboes, has a restless, wandering heart. (Note: The
   wandering heart of the hobo should not be confused with Drifting Heart
   Syndrome, which several transients contracted during testing.)
   b. Child Orphans and Foundlings
   Deep-rooted abandonment issues leave most orphans highly susceptible to
   shame-based psychology (for a complete list of opportune moments to obliterate
   the esteem of test subjects, please consult Training Video #89-D, “You’d
   Perform This Test Better if You Had Parents”). Recent advances in the use of
   scorn, flattery used in an ironic context and naked contempt as motivational
   tools have yielded similarly profitable results.
   c. Psychiatric Patients
   Past experience shows these fellows are simply not shy at all about carrying
   on, disrupting tests and defecating just about anywhere that pleases them.
   Frankly, itís off-putting, and small wonder why Aperture-brand mental
   institutions are being phased out in favor of more orphanages.
   d. Seniors
   Frail, brittle hands make holding science devices difficult. Most were born
   before the advent of science, and can become confused and disoriented when
   asked to participate in relatively simple tests (teleportation, invisibility,
   adjusting esteem levels of orphan children).
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[Ballsopt]

But what does it all mean, Basil?

[Siggs]

hahaha That really made me lol Ball

[Acristoff]

@Timmeh2k9

Or daughter? I reckon Gordon has an ex, who is Chell’s mum, and the ex keeps trying to contact him to tell him he has a daughter but gets pissed with him when he doesn’t answer.

Remember the baby photos in Gordon’s locker in HL?

[JohnKiller118]

Isn’t baseless speculation great?

[Acristoff]

Yep.

[JohnKiller118]

My friend convinced himself that the Portal gun will be in Episode 3, even though we know jack shit about it.

[Acristoff]

We know that Chell is alive at the end though! And seeing from some of the ASCII it seems like she is going to be the main character in the game.

[JohnKiller118]

Damn it, I need to play Portal again, just to see the new ending.

[SinfulEnd]

@JohnKiller118

Damn it, I need to play Portal again, just to see the new ending.

@SinfulEnd

It’s alright, you know it was awesome. Getting to do it again should be a reward, not a punishment.

[awsgames]

@JohnKiller118

Damn it, I need to play Portal again, just to see the new ending.

@JohnKiller118

@SinfulEnd

It’s alright, you know it was awesome. Getting to do it again should be a reward, not a punishment.

Quoted For The TRUTH

:meh:

[av3nger]

@Acristoff

We know that Chell is alive at the end though! And seeing from some of the ASCII it seems like she is going to be the main character in the game.

Yeah, I was about 100% sure she lived when I finished the game back in '08 or '07 or w/e I finished it…I’m figuring that valve is getting people to do sign language so gordon can talk to chell (two mutes). I work things out, I’m a genius (EDITED ). If you haven’t seen the video where Gabe Newell speaks to deaf people about future games…or gordon communicates more with alyx with sign language but I kinda doubt it…or it could be dog…but I’m sure it’s about chell.

By the way…look at some of those pictures…they look likes maps…see the 2 ones with the big white blob? That looks like the borealis…from a bird’s eye view…(a map of its path or something)

That top image looks like smoke coming out of a factory (the z’s) in Cleveland, Ohio, (the location of aperture science…I live in Ohio under 90 miles away ) that big blackness at the bottom right of the top image looks like a lake…and the tall structures are probly large buildings or sky scrapers. John D Rockefeller’s legacy must still be up there…(I hope I didn’t spell his name wrong XD, eh…why does it matter?)

Heh, funny…I just went to Cleveland over last weekend…no, I didn’t happen to see the aperture building…I was eating Dewey’s Pizza and I was in a small part of the city I guess : \

[Acristoff]

Looking at the two new fizzle files.

https://i46.tinypic.com/2rgibrd.png
https://planetkris.com/misc/dino_fizzle_sono.jpg
https://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7174/dinosaurfizzlespectro2.jpg
https://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9854/dinosaurfizzlespectro.jpg

Some of them look like things…

[Ballsopt]

OMG

j/k

[Sitten_duck]

SO do you think that what you see is chell looking up at the end of the game and being dragged off, or do you think that it is one of GLados central core’s that is being dragged off?

[Acristoff]

https://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5234/bbs40big.jpg

Advisor? Dog? Mortar shell? Robot?

https://portalwiki.net/images/3/32/Chellmaybeh.png

[SinfulEnd]

@awsgames

:meh:

^Fixed