My toliet clogged up!

Technology and Gaming Help and Support
#1

And the plunger and brush does not work!

At first i took a big giant dump and my toilet does not have the biggest pipes, So I broke it up into little pieces and tried to flush. But failed. Instead that little cut-off thing in the tank would not cut so it overflowed the bowl. Well almost but it was close. And it just looked like a swirling puddle of chocolate milk, but smelly.

And its the toilet mostly everyone use’s! And I do not want to admit i clogged it. So Im going to need some help here! :fffuuu:

edit: Also, if i try to hard the plunger inverts. So I have to revert it thus splashing poo water all over the place.

#2

As I told you in chat, just man up and tell your parents. After that, don’t let anyone use it. Wait for about 10 minutes for it to drain. Once the water level in it is relatively low, then try plunging or brushing it. Oh yeah, there should be a little valve behind the toilet, turn it to turn the water off for the toilet so it doesn’t overflow. Can’t remember which way to turn it.

#3

Damn that must have been a massive turd.

#4

I hope you didn’t use your hands :fffuuu:

#5

I hope he did :awesome:

#6

This is a really weird thread… lol.

#7

This forum is really going places.

#8

Put poop on head, do a front-flip into the ground, then get a nannerpus.

Your problem is then solved.

#9

Just admit to it.
Its not as if you did it on purpose.

#10

Do a barrel roll

#11

Don’t plunge it or brush it!! You just push the blockage into the pipe and have to get a plumber. Get a broomstick, pull the paper out and bin it and the turd should make its magical way onwards

#12

I always liked this forum, it was funny and serious at the same time but now, it just starts getting really fucking shitty. I mean seriously, what the fuck is this? It’s like if I had a headache or something and I’d ask for help here instead of a doctor…

#13

I always hate it when someone complains about a forum on said forum. You’re not helping get any better.

#14

Oh, teh lulz.

#15

Wait I’m confused. Is this Black Mesa or 4chan?

#16

The lines of the internets has been blurred.

#17

Now we know what that new forum skin will look like :fffuuu:

#18

Hahaha, oh man this his hilarious.

#19

I don’t see how this is remotely accurate. He complains in showing his disgust with how far low the threads have gone in regards of maturity and necessity to being posted. Him showing his aggression is accurately placed in regards to the fact this thread should of never existed. He shouldn’t be on the forums asking for help when he should be attempting to fix the problem he was having at said time. If he absolutely needed to post his demise here and ask for sanction, then he really didn’t need to go into that pathetically grotesque detail [for me]. I don’t know about you, but I really don’t care or want to know someone shat out hot chocolate from their ass.

As for a solution, it’s common sense…Use plunger as best as possible, if it’s about to overflow, use bucket to empty water from the toilet, then plunge it.

P.S. - Don’t forget to wash your damn hands.

#20

pfft, you noobs.

  1. Stuff loads of toilet paper into the bottom of the bowl until it forms a plug

  2. Pour in a couple buckets of water on top until the pressure forces the plug and everything behind it down the pipe

3.???

  1. PROFIT!

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