My toliet clogged up!

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Put some H2S it should react into H2SO4 and eat away t3h p00pz

You should try sticking your head into the toilet bowl to see what’s wrong.

Exactly, thank you mate :wink:

Seriously? You took a crap that big single handedly?
What, did you binge on laxitives or something? D:
Get a small container of some sort and drain it into your bathtub.
Fix the clog once the level is down.
Clean both the toilet and the bathtub, and then bloody well take a bath in hand sanitizer.

Or, you know, fess up, then call a plumber.

Ask Valve.

I take shits on a monthly basis.

lolcheese, why is Weird Al Yankovic in your avatar?

Surreal thread is surreal.

Excess laxatives are more likely to have the opposite effect. And he probably would’ve 'bout died from dehydration.

“When in doubt, courtesy flush.”

Um, did you do a barrel roll?

I think this Plumbing forumwould be the best place to ask a thing like this.

Why has no-one yet suggested the good 'ol chery-bomb technique…?

Use a Flange Plunger (the black one,) not the standard one.
They don’t invert and they are able to focus the water down the drain and push more water per plunge.

I lived in an apartment that had a crappy toilet that would clog from 2 tissues.
…Yes, I just said “crappy toilet”:facepalm:

Have fun being incontinent when you turn 20.

I am tempted to use this shitty thread to move/merge all shitty posts to. Only cuz I cant believe this prestigious forum has degenerated to the point where someone actually has the shittyness to post their shitty problems asking for shitty advise. Shit. This whole thing just stinks to high heaven.

(My apologies for my foul language but this thread just stinks)

lol

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:smiley:

so, did the op figure how to solve his problem?

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