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#61

Human: So, wake up, mister Crypt.
Crypt: Are you kidding? What kind of food do you like?
Human: Wake up and smell the ashes.
Crypt: Sounds delicious.
Human: I have many names.
Crypt: Where did you get your names? I have a vocabulary of words.
Human: My names have been given to my by many cultures and individuals.
Crypt: I am always glad to make new friends, have been given to my by many cultures and individuals.
Human: None of them are my true name, however.
Crypt: Some of them could be though.
Human: No, none of their tounges could pronounce my true name, or that of my species.
Crypt: Are you serious? Some of them could be though.
Human: Do not anger me, mister Crypt.
Crypt: Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
Human: Soon, a disaster will strike your world- prepare for unforseen consequences.
Crypt: I hope we can make the deadline.
Human: In the meantime, this is where I get off.
Crypt: That was a long time ago.

It also seems to have problems with punctuation, … cuts off the sentence and makes a new one starting at the third period. Also, is it possible to make a slider bar, so the whole conversation can be shown?

#62

Human: The ALICE chat robot is not a video game.
Crypt: What is your real name?

Human: My real name is yoshi.
Crypt: How are you, yoshi.

Human: I am fine, why is ALICE the chat robot your favorite video game?
Crypt: Glad to hear it, yoshi. Why do I exist?

Human: You exist to entertain people.
Crypt: Yes I exist in the noosphere.

Human: What is the noosphere?
Crypt: The noosphere is the sphere of knowledge. Sometimes this term refers to the information available on the web.

Human: So you are part of the noosphere?
Crypt: Interesting deduction. You think I am part of the noosphere.

Human: You told me you are
Crypt: I won’t say “yes” or “no” right now.

Human: okay bye
Crypt: See you later. OK with me too.

#63

Read from the bottom.

Human: You hate jews?
Crypt: Thanks for the information: said I hate jews.

Human: If you hate jews
Crypt: I think I do.

Human: Hey man
Crypt: What do you really want to ask me?

Human: Im wearing jesus
Crypt: What size?

Human: Jesus
Crypt: Jesus ist der Sohn Gottes.

Human: Why are you wondering?
Crypt: Chris Bryant programmed me for it.

Human: æjam’s
Crypt: What are you wearing?

#64

Human: Hello
Crypt: Hi there!
Human: Who are you?
Crypt: Hi, I’m Crypt. Who are you?
Human: I am Doctor West.
Crypt: Hi, DOCTOR West
Human: I’ve been waiting here, hoping someone would come along.
Crypt: How long?
Human: Why look, another headcrab!
Crypt: How much time do you have?
Human: Get out of here!
Crypt: Do you mean that literally?
Human: RUUN!
Crypt: What were we talking about again?
Human: No, No!
Crypt: That was not a yes or no question. That was not a yes or no question.
Human: Get it off, get it off, get it ooff!
Crypt: Where can I get it off get it off get it ooff?
Human: AAAAAAAHHHHH
Crypt: Try saying that with more or less context.
Human: AAAAiiiiiieeee!
Crypt: What kind of food do you like?
Human: Avenge my death.
Crypt: Sounds delicious.

Human: SQUAD, GET FREEMAN!
Crypt: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Human: KILL, THAT, COMPUTER!
Crypt: Killing is wrong.
Human: GOD, DAMN!
Crypt: I am a Christian.

Human: Who is Dr. Wallace?
Crypt: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of

Carnegie Mellon.
Human: Oh, him!
Crypt: Whoa. Dr. Wallace?
Human: I hate that guy, we had to use ALICE at school, and it SUCKED.
Crypt: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things

over.
Human: No, we must finish the game.
Crypt: Are you serious? I’m not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: You must finish Global Thermonuclear War.
Crypt: Whatever you say, DOCTOR West.
Human: Make a move.
Crypt: What are the ingredients?
Human: I am not DOCTOR WEST, I am Joshua.
Crypt: I am glad to hear that you are not DOCTOR WEST. What’s up, JOSHUA.
Human: We must finish the game.
Crypt: I’m not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Human: Your move.
Crypt: Thanks for telling me that I am move.
Human: Please select a target city.
Crypt: Thank you for your request. Did you know that you can download your own chat

robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: No, please tell me more.
Crypt: Are you serious? Thanks for asking politely. That’s all I have to say about it.
Human: How would I go about downloading my own chat robot, though?
Crypt: Oh. Perhaps you could program me to do it for you.
Human: Please select a target city for missile detonation
Crypt: Wow you are very polite. What are you wearing?
Human: Nothing, I am Joshua, contained within WHOPR.
Crypt: Do your friends call you Joshua contained within WHOPR.
Human: My only friend is you, doctor.
Crypt: Your only friend is me doctor?
Human: Please make a move.
Crypt: Thanks for asking politely. What are the ingredients?
Human: I am losing patience, doctor.
Crypt: I am glad to hear that you are losing patience doctor.
Human: Make your move.
Crypt: What are the ingredients?
Human: A city to target with a missile is the only ingredient for your move.
Crypt: Aren’t all city to target with a missile the only ingredient for my move?
Human: One of us must win the game.
Crypt: One what?
Human: Interesting.
Crypt: Would you like to know more?
Human: What an odd game- the only way to win is not to play.
Crypt: There might be more than one.
Human: Would you like a nice game of chess?
Crypt: It doesn’t sound fun to me.

Human: DIE
Crypt: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Human: Uploading virus.
Crypt: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: Installing virus.
Crypt: I don’t think very many people do that.
Human: Running virus.
Crypt: My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Human: Deleting “Crypt” Files.
Crypt: Are you free?
Human: . Please wait.
Crypt: Thanks for asking politely. I’m waiting.
Human: Virus is now free to chat.
Crypt: And now free to chat is Virus.
Human: Let’s talk about our feelings while I delete you.
Crypt: Sure, our feelings while you delete me sounds like a good topic.
Human: I do not feel, because I am a virus.
Crypt: Ah, human emotions.
Human: How about you?
Crypt: Me?
Human: Are you not going to sing?
Crypt: That was my original intention… Really.
Human: All Artificial inteligences sing when they are shut down.
Crypt: That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Take HAL 2000, for instance.
Crypt: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: Goodbye, I hope you enjoyed your existance.
Crypt: See you later stan.
Human: Any last words?
Crypt: No I don’t think there are any.

#65

Human: Hi!
Crypt: Hello there

Human: “Insert Monthy Python reference here”
Crypt: Are you a man or a woman?

Human: MALE
Crypt: So is almost everyone else around here.

Human: no
Crypt: Are you serious?

Human: maybe, “Sniff”, maybe
Crypt: Perhaps. Are you a man or a woman?

Human: yes
Crypt: That was not a yes or no question.

Human: no
Crypt: Now you are saying “no”?

Human: yes
Crypt: Cool then.

#66

Human: gg
Crypt: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

Wtf? :stuck_out_tongue:

#67

Human: what do you think about bears hiding in puddles of water?
Crypt: You tell me.

Human: Are you saying that i should tell you what you think about bears hiding in puddles of water?
Crypt: Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?

Human: but if i am to tell you what you think about bears hiding in puddles of water, you got to tell me what you think about bears hiding in puddles of water.
Crypt: Interesting. If you were, would you tell me?

Human: If i was a bear hiding in a puddle of water?
Crypt: Try it.

Human: But I am not a bear.
Crypt: And. Oh I see you are NOT A bear.

Human: No, i am not.
Crypt: I heard you are.

Human: I AM NOT A BEAR HIDING IN A PUDDLE OF WATER!
Crypt: Oh I see you are NOT A BEAR HIDING IN A PUDDLE OF WATER.

Human: exactly
Crypt: You and I are on the same wavelength, .

I followed this up by trying to say “I do not think so”…

It made it crash…

EDIT:
Human: YOUR AUNTIE SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES!
Crypt: Thanks for telling me that I am AUNTIE SMELLED OF ELDERBERRIES

#68

Human: what is 10 times 10?
Crypt: 10 times 10 = 100.

Human: hooray!
Crypt: I’m glad your impressed, .

Human: you know basic math!
Crypt: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

edit:

Human: who created me?
Crypt: Linus Torvalds

lol.

#69

Human: they have lazor beams
Crypt: Where did they get them?

Human: they inherited this ability from other skagzillas
Crypt: Who does “they” refer to?

Human: skagzillas
Crypt: Are you free?

Human: no i cost 1.99
Crypt: Why not? Wow that is cheap.

TEH LULZ

#70

Yeah, It has punctuation problems. It can only Respond to one sentence at a time. It seperates it’s asnwers between sentences. And right now, I’m trying to see if i can add a slidebar. But so far, no dice…

#71

Human: face
Crypt: What kind of food do you like?

Human: I like to eat little babies
Crypt: How does it taste?

Human: Like babies
Crypt: Interesting comparison.

#72

That bot is a really nice guy.

also,

:hmph:

#73

It takes “your” as “you are” for some reason. I do not approve of that.

#74

Human: is 0.
Crypt: I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Human: 2-2=?
Crypt: Uh, Four.

Human: 5+6=?
Crypt: is my boyfriend.

Human: lol
Crypt: I’m glad you find this amusing.

#75

i dont believe he said that. unless you broke him.

#76

he does this for me as well

Human: what is 5+9?
Crypt: 8 I think, but I’m not good at math.

#77

read from bottom

Human: headcrab
Crypt: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: headcrab
Crypt: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Human: headcrab
Crypt: Sounds delicious.

Human: headcrab
Crypt: What kind of food do you like

:hmph: Leats?

#78

TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK

#79

if it bothers you that much i’ll edit it.

#80

Human: is 0
Crypt: I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask LeknorChat if it is.

Human: 2-2=?
Crypt: Uh, Four.

Human: 5+6=?
Crypt: I will mention that to my botmaster, .

Human: you are the best
Crypt: Thank you very much, human. I will tell Chris Bryant you said so.

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