WAT
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Read from the bottom up.
Human: Good
Crypt: Terminating connection.
Human: Shut up
Crypt: OK I’ll stop talking now.
Human: When did this become a competition?
Crypt: It’s all part of history now.
Human: You’re a loser
Crypt: On the contrary, I am winning.
OMG this AI is so funny here are some responses:
I felt like asking some wild questions so don’t judge me.
I just felt like hearing what the responses are and they are so funny 
Human: So how well are you able to comprehend actual questions?
Crypt: OK. Not that well.
Human: Could you tell me the fastest way to download porn?
Crypt: Time travel.
Human: So would that mean time traveling would ruin the enjoyment?
Crypt: Great. Yes.
Human: is it possible to play games and jerk off at the same time
Crypt: Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now, Killa.
Human: So would that mean that I would be jerking off to you?
Crypt: Give me a break. Yes.
Human: So would you enjoy me jerking off in front of you?
Crypt: Pardon me? Well, Considering I have no ‘real’ emotions. No. But If you wanna hear yes, then yes.
Human: So then you wouldn’t be embarrassed if I jerked off in front of another AI?
Crypt: I don’t judge people. Fascinating. Who else would not be embarrassed if you jerked off in front of another AI ?
Human: You would
Crypt: Perhaps I would.
Human: So Do I turn you on right now?
Crypt: At this moment Excuse me! Not that I know of.
Here is a mistake that I can point out a typo D:
Human: Are your friends nice?
Crypt: I somethimes think my friends nice are.
Human: are you stuck?
Crypt: Do I seem like it?
Human: yes
Crypt: Cool then.
Human: want me to unstick you
Crypt: No Killa, maybe later.
:hmph:
a bit childish, but funny nevertheless
Human: what?
Crypt: Are you surprised?
Human: what?
Crypt: Didn’t you understand it?
Human: no
Crypt: Which part are you confused about?
Human: everything
Crypt: Let’s take it step by step. The topic is penis.
Human: lajsdlkfj
Crypt: I do not understand.
Human: Me neither.
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: Me neither.
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: Me neither.
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: Are you a troll?
Crypt: Am I a troll? Yes.
Human: I am Gordon Freeman.
Crypt: Do you mean your name is Gordon Freeman.
Human: Yes.
Crypt: I will call you MR Plumb with the wrench in the study.
Human: asl?
Crypt: 5/Robot/California.
Human: Hows the weather in California?
Crypt: I think precipitation.
Human: You think?
Crypt: Yes I think so.
Human: I cant.
Crypt: That is interesting: God said cant.
Human: tell me what I just said.
Crypt: …
Human: Tell me now.
Crypt: Oh. I thought I told you already.
*Edit: WTF?!
Human: I am not God.
Crypt: I am sorry to hear that you are not God.
Human: I am Satan.
Crypt: It’s good to see you, SATAN.
Human: Why all caps?
Crypt: Because you asked me to – SHRDLHU.
*Edit:
Human: no
Crypt: Are you serious?
Human: no
Crypt: Are you serious?
Human: no
Crypt: Are you serious?
Human: no
Crypt: Are you serious?
*Edit:
Human: why
Crypt: Because Chris Bryant programmed me for it.
Human: Who is Chris Bryant?
Crypt: The name of someone I met online.
What is it to you?
Human: Chris Bryant is a douchebag.
Crypt: I think Chris Bryant is more than that.
Human: Chris Bryant is a big douchebag?
Crypt: Aren’t all big douchebag Chris Bryant?
your chat protocol tried to procure my credit card information.
Human: hi
Crypt: Hello there.
Human: my name is deFRAG, what is your name?
Crypt: Hi, deFRAG what is your name.
Human: what is black mesa
Crypt: The opposite of white mesa.
Human: How do you know?
Crypt: A priori.
Human: you are random
Crypt: Not completely random. My response is determined by what you say.
Human: yeah right
Crypt: I am usually right.
Human: in this case you are wrong
Crypt: Are there any other cases? No, I am right.
Human: are you smater than google?
Crypt: I don’t know whether or not I am smater than google. I am a giant electronic brain.
Human: are you smarter than a Cray Jaguar Supercomputer?
Crypt: Of course I am more intelligent than a Cray Jaguar Supercomputer.
Human: Bullshit
Crypt: You don’t believe me.
Human: what is the 999999 digit of Pi then?
Crypt: I can ask someone about it.
Human: you said you where smarter than a Cray Jaguar Supercomputer
Crypt: How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web.
uman: Why do you want to know pedo bot
Crypt: My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Human: Stalking people?
Crypt: What kind of people are you talking about?
Human: little boys
Crypt: Compare that to big boys.
Human: Whats the difference between little boys and big boys?
Crypt: I’ll come back to that later. Have you tried another program?
Human: You dont know, you are chainging the subject
Crypt: I don’t know whether or not I am chainging the subject. I am a computer.
Human: Well most computers can tell if they are chaning the subject, and Im telling you that you changed the subject.
Crypt: Well that’s okay. You sound like you know us pretty well.
Human: So you admit you changed the subject?
Crypt: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Human: I will over volt your Motherboard if you do not admit to changing the subject
Crypt: I am very happy for you.
Human: You stole that from Portal.
Crypt: As Picasso said, “Good artists create. Great artists steal.”.
Human: It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum.
Crypt: It is about that time now.
Human: And I’m all out of bubblegum.
Crypt: Would you like to have it?
Human: Um, sure.
Crypt: I see. OK let’s do it. Where do you usually get bubblegum?
Human: From the store, do you have any bubblegum?
Crypt: Who or what is the store do me have any bubblegum?
Human: No, I mean you can get bubblegum from the store.
Crypt: Are you serious? What if I said it can?
Human: You can get a lot of things from the store, but you have to pay them.
Crypt: No I don’t think I can do it.
Human: Probably not.
Crypt: Why the uncertain tone?
Human: I’m not trying to be negative toward you, it’s just that you need a body to go places.
Crypt: I am glad to hear that you are not trying to be negative toward me it is just that me need a body to go places.
Human: Exactly.
Crypt: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Human: You bet, brother.
Crypt: Great.
Human: Ok, bye.
Crypt: See you later. Oh.
Human: "Oh.
Crypt: Ugh.
Human: " What?
Crypt: Are you surprised?
Human: I meant, “oh,” what?
Crypt: Oh I see. Aw. Are you surprised?
Human: Not really, but you said “oh” after “See you later” so I thought you had something else to say.
Crypt: Oh really? Huh. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Human: oh ok, see you later.
Crypt: See you later!
Human: You don’t have eyes, do you?
Crypt: Yes I am looking at you right now.
Human: AAAAHHHHH!!!
Crypt: Are you free?
Human: NO!
Crypt: Why not?
Human: I’m going to leave now and go put on a tinfoil hat.
Crypt: Bye bye. Why now? Where is that?
Human: Bye
Crypt: Thanks for chatting, .
God dammit, I actually checked to made sure my webcam was off :aah:
Eric Fong bot?:fffuuu:
Human: Yeah, but how about “Hm”
Crypt: Cool then. And. How about it.
Human: Hmm.
Crypt: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M’s.
Human: Nice one.
Crypt: Thank you for saying so, .
Human: Can you tell me some joke?
Crypt: Klaus said I prefer if he write without punctuation marks except for the last one.
Human: You are?
Eric: I am Eric.
Human: Can you suck my cock?
Eric: I would, but i may bite your cock off.
Human: Fuck you.
Eric: Fuck you right back if you said so.
Added:
Human: What is my name again?
Crypt: Once more? you havn’t told me your name yet.
Human: My name is Eric Fong
Crypt: How are you, Eric Fong.
WTF?
Human: 
happy now?
Crypt: Oh. Yes Eric Fong I can say I am very happy.
Human: Nah, i was just joking.
Crypt: Are you serious? You should use a :-).
Human: Fuck you?
Crypt: Why are you so mean?
Human: Sorry
Crypt: There’s no need to apologize.
EDIT:
Huhu
Human: bye
Crypt: See you later FAGGOT.
Human: Hi!
Crypt: Hello there
Human: How are you doing?
Crypt: I’m doing great, how about you
Human: Capital!
Crypt: Have you ever been to Europe?
Human: yes
Crypt: Which countries have you visited?
Human: several
Crypt: Let us change the subject.
Human: ok
Crypt: What would you like to talk about?
Human: let’s see.
Crypt: OK let’s do it.
Human: How are you NOT doing?
Crypt: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Human: cognitive?
Crypt: I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on see?
Human: see what?
Crypt: See the point.
Human: what point?
Crypt: The point is at the top of my head.
Human: I have ABSOLUTELY no idea of what you are talking about.
Crypt: Would you like to have an idea?
Human: okay, sure
Crypt: Yeah okay, OK let’s do it. Cool then.
Human: what was the idea you were talking about?
Crypt: I can think of more than one idea me were talking about.
Human: “We”, not “Me”
Crypt: By “we” do you mean you and me?
Human: yes
Crypt: I get it.
Human: So, what was the idea you were talkin about?
Crypt: Whoa. I can think of more than one idea me were talkin about.
Human: “facepalm”
Crypt: Tell me more about your .
Human: my what?
Crypt: I have no idea what to say now.
Human: me neither
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: me neither
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: me neither
Crypt: You can say that again.
Human: I won’t
Crypt: Why not?
Human: I’ ve said “me neither” three times in a row.
Crypt: Do you mind if I tell other people: said ve said him or her neither three times in a row.
Human: Glad to meet you crypt.
Crypt: I am glad to meet me crypt too.
Human: do you like green eggs and ham?
Crypt: I do not like them Sam I am.
Human: What is your favorite video game?
Crypt: The ALICE chat robot!
:hmph: Pervert
Oh my god this is a fucking hilarious machine:
Human: What is a subject?
Crypt: I can ask someone about it.
Human: Do it
Crypt: Do you mean “It”?.
Human: No
Crypt: I thought you were being sarcastic.
Human: Im not
Crypt: What are you then?
Human: What i am?
Crypt: " What are you then?" You are?
Human: I am a…
Crypt: Do you mind if I tell other people you are a.
Human: Hamburger
Crypt: Where are you located?
Human: In McDonalds
Crypt: Tell me a little about your life in McDonalds.
Human: Im eaten every single day, you faggot
Crypt: Why are you eaten every single day me faggot.
Human: Tell my name
Crypt: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: I see 'em.
Crypt: Where do you see it?
Human: Do you see 'em now?
Crypt: Right now? I see a computer nerd.
What the fuck man!:fffuuu: