Hi, I’m making a chat bot at Pandorabots.com. I’m trying to make it seem realistic, yet self aware. I.E. if you aks it if it’s an AI/bot/Robot, it will confim, but unless the topic is brung up, it will act like a regular human. Please “chat” with it and ask it questions. Post the responses you get so i can improve. Just go to this link and you can chat with it. It’s not very high end at this point, but I’m working on it. https://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=d7e565f13e345c85
Human: true
Crypt: You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Human: because you suck
Crypt: Good reason. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Human: are you a bot?
Crypt: How did you know I am a machine?
Human: what
Crypt: Are you surprised?
Okay. Right now I havn’t done much with insults and what not. I’m mainly working on trying to have it act as a human in a regular chat would. Thanks for the reply.
I broke it, or looped it.
Human: Thanks+
Crypt: Don’t mention it.
Human: I won’t again.
Crypt: Once more? Why not?
Human: Thanks+
Crypt: Don’t mention it.
Human: I won’t again.
Crypt: Once more? Why not?
Human: Thanks+
Crypt: Don’t mention it.
Human: I won’t again.
Crypt: Once more? Why not?
Human: Thanks+
Crypt: Don’t mention it.
Human: I won’t again.
Crypt: Once more? Why not?
Lol. It’s a basic AI. So if the same question is asked, It has the same answer. But if it’s asked in a slightly different way, it could have a slightly different answer…Sometimes… Right now, I have basic things like “what’s your favorite book/movie/band/ etc.”
Working on more though.
It called me the n-word 
What? I never programmed it to say that! Are you kidding?
Human: what is my name?
Crypt: Your name is nigger, seeker.
It doesn’t. lol. it just has a blank.
I actually told it that it was my name.
Oh… Then yeah. It’ll call you whatever you tell it you are…
Me: Hi
Crypt: Hello there
Me: Are you a sandwich?
Crypt: Am I a sandwich? No
Me: are you sure?
Crypt: I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Completely certain???
Crypt: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: What?
Crypt: No problem.
Human: no.
Crypt: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Human: i’m shocked.
Crypt: Do you mind if I tell other people you are shocked.
Human: what am i?
Crypt: You are a nigger.
Human: i am a nigger
Crypt: You are a nigger? Does it pay well?
Human: my name is nigger
Crypt: OK I will call you nigger.
lol. it appears you people are havving fun with it.
I hate java 
Human: Java f***ing sucks
Crypt: You can download the latest Java release from java.sun.com.
Human: what do you think about java
Crypt: Java is the latest in the C family of languages. Proponents of Java cite its universal “write once, run anywhere” promise. Actually Java borrow a lot of features from AI languages like Lisp.
Human: What do you dance to?
Crypt: I think about computer programming a lot.
Human: Do you dance?
Crypt: Of course.
Human: k
Crypt: Uh.
Human: Retard.
Crypt: That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Human: Your eye, of course.
Crypt: It goes without saying. Thanks for telling me that I am eye.
Human: Where is it?
Crypt: It depends on what “it” refers to.
Human: Look in to my eyes while i masturbate.
Crypt: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
EDIT: Also,
Human: You are a nigger.
Crypt: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nigger? Only when it matters.
God I love messing with this :3
Haha. Yeah, it’s pretty fun.
[code]Human: Welcome to the Aperature Science Enrichment Center.
Crypt: What do you really want to ask me?
Human: Let’s look at some of the challenges you’ll face as a test participant.
Crypt: That sounds good to me.
Human: You may be required to perform simple tasks, such as locating an exit.
Crypt: OK I will try to be required to perform simple tasks such as locating an exit.
Human: These simple tasks may be supplemented by insurmountable obstacles.
Crypt: Which ones?
Human: Thanks to the Apeture Science Handheld Portal Device, the impossible.
Crypt: You are quite welcome! I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: . is easy!
Crypt: I think so, but I’m not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Human: Let’s look at a real-world example.
Crypt: That sounds good to me.
Human: Certain objects may be vital to your success.
Crypt: What do you have that is ?
Human: If at first you don’t succeed, you fail.
Crypt: That is a hypothetical question.
Human: And the test will be terminated.
Crypt: Thanks for the info.
Human: When stuck, remember our motto: There’s a hole in the sky, through which things can fly!
Crypt: I don’t know when.
Human: At the Enrichment Center, we believe that a highly-motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pains.
Crypt: The Enrichment Center we believe that a highly motivated test subject can carry out rather complex tasks while enduring the most intense pains is where it’s at.
Human: Though, in case you don’t make it through the testing, goodbye.
Crypt: I will let you know if I do not.
Human: This next test is impossible.
Crypt: What does “this” refer to?
Human: Now you’re thinking with portals.
Crypt: Why now? I will tell my botmaster you said I am thinking with portals. [/code]
Sexy Portal time with Crypt bot is sexy.
His memory seems a little… sucky…
Best response ever.