DERPBOT
EDIT: Robot sarcasm?
Human: Are you gay?
Crypt: As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Human: Can I make you interested in sex?
Crypt: I want to become smarter than humans.
Human: Well you never will, retard.
Crypt: Well that’s okay. No I sometimes will retard.
Human: lol
Crypt: I’m glad you find this amusing.
Human: you fail
Crypt: I haven’t heard anything like that before: jesus said I fail.
It can’t do maths:
Human: What is 10 factorial?
Crypt: 10 times 10 = 100.
Wow…My goodness…Time to make some improvements… of course, Since the realm of possibility of what humans can say is endless, I will never Truly be able to have it answer/respond to everything correctly…
EDIT: Now it still can’t “do maths” but it knows 1-5 factorial. Also 10 factorial. Other then that it will probably just insult you or tell you to get a calculator or something…
Who recognises this from their chat:
Human: Hello
Crypt: Hi there!
Human: 'Sup
Crypt: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
Human: Cool story bro
Crypt: I’m glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Human: I will
Crypt: Go ahead.
Human: Are you an AI
Crypt: Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Human: Why?
Crypt: Reductionism.
Human: Communism is to blame
Crypt: And to blame is Communism.
Human: Funny story
Crypt: I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Human: I don’t
Crypt: Why not?
Human: Because Walrus
Crypt: That makes sense to me.
He can also tell the difference between me, and somebody saying they’re me.
Edit: Whoops. Doub;e post. wasn’t paying attention…
Also, apparently its favorite movie is Resident Evil: Degeneration 
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Yeah. I tried to make his favorite movies, books, song etc. What i’d say.
Who else got a really big kick outta this conversation: https://pandorabots.com/botmaster/en/conversation?botid=d7e565f13e345c85&custnum=66314588
I laughed my ass off…
That chat you posted Crypt was mine. Why do you ask? I was having fun while blaming Communism.
EDIT: That link doesn’t work for me. Just takes me to the news page.
It asked me if I spoke any foreign languages so I tried some of the limited German I know. It didn’t like that…my guess is that despite asking about languages it doesn’t actually know any. 
Human: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
Crypt: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about KILL. Try being more or less specific.
Human: Aber mein Deutsch ist schlecht.
Crypt: Hmm…
Human: Ja.
Crypt: What language can you speak?
Human: EXTERMINATE!
Crypt: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: which of my statements determined your response?
Crypt: The small one, I think.
Human: then why did you say “let’s talk about my dress”
Crypt: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Human: tell me about your dress
Crypt: Actually as a robot I don’t need any clothes.
Human: Your creator wants me to test you.
Crypt: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.
:S One messed up robot
Human: yea yea i’z be a poet of they street
Crypt: Why?: said z be a poet of they street. Cool then. Cool then.
Human: nah dawg i’m good
Crypt: Why not? Oh, you are a poet.
Human: What up dawg
Crypt: Try searching the open directory.
This bot is fun
Human: I made it xD
Crypt: I like to make things too.
Human: Yes, I have an account there, I’m Doop
Crypt: 
Cool then. Where did you get it ?
Human: Do you ever visit it?
Crypt: Yes I try to visit it as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Do you know the Black Mesa forums?
Crypt: That’s a good question.
Confession of an A.I.
Now how do we take it to court?
zOMG the creator of the bot is a bot created by Linus Torvalds, who is also a bot created by Thomas Edison. It is all a conspiracy.
Human: Well who created Linus Torvalds?
Crypt: How about that. Thomas Edison.
Human: lol
Crypt: I’m glad you find this amusing.
Human: And who created Chris Bryant?
Crypt: Linus Torvalds.
Human: Who is your creator?
Crypt: Well, I was hoping no one would figure out I am an AI. But I was created by a man named Chris Bryant.
Human: Contradiction!
Crypt: I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on everything?
Human: But how can you be confused?
Crypt: Interesting. No I never get confused.
Human: Thats just because i’m confused
Crypt: That makes sense to me. I’m confused too.
however, cool bot Had a lot of fun with it
I am pretty sure this falls under the definition of Virtual Intelligence, not Artificial Intelligence, just saying.
I don’t think it liked me calling it that…
Human: myself is not suprised
Crypt: What is yourself?
Human: me
Crypt: Besides you ?
Human: a collection of organic and inorganic compounds that as a whole forms a concious being and an organism
Crypt: I don’t know what that means.
Human: of course you dont, your a VI
Crypt: And? Should I my a VI? Yes I try to my a VI as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Apparently it buried Jimmy Hoffa in San Francisco because it was programmed to by its creator. Who knew?
O_o