My chat AI.

[Crypt]

Hahaha. it still sucks at math. And it mistakes “your” as “you are” because often people don’t use proper punctuation.

[Spycrabz]

Well your silly for coding it like that.

[COLOR=‘Black’]c wut i did thar?

[Crypt]

lol

[Someonerandm]

Just make it berate the user when they use your instead of you’re. We need more Grammar-bots.

[Lolipopman]

But we already have raminator.

<.<

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EDIT:
On a related note…

Human: Do you like raminator?
Crypt: I love TV shows about robots. I really like the Christian faith.

:hmph:

[lizardhound]

Hey Crypt, when your ban is up could you tell me why you bot suddenly died today?

[Carlton]

Human: i like boobs
Crypt: I’m not sure if I like it. I really like ELIZA. I have a stimulating relationship with Chris Bryant.

btw have you heard of cleverbot.com?

dude, i fucking love this

Human: do you like to be dominated?
Crypt: Hmm, a fucking nigger, I’m not sure if I’d like to be dominated that much. Do you like it?

[Crypt]

@lizardhound

Hey Crypt, when your ban is up could you tell me why you bot suddenly died today?

What do you mean? The AI is working 100% for me?

[lizardhound]

@Crypt19

What do you mean? The AI is working 100% for me?

The website kept telling me that no bot was found, but it works now so no worries could have just been something screwy with my internet or something…

[Scrab_on_mars]

Human: I like cake.
Crypt: A lot of people like that. Yes.
Human: The cake is a lie.
Crypt: Who told you that?
Human: GLaDOS
Crypt: GLaDOS said GLaDOS?
Human: Yeah.
Crypt: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

Edit: Read from the bottom:
Human: I got here by bus.
Crypt: Interesting… I have bytes of RAM.

Human: I’m here to destroy Earth
Crypt: How did you get there?

Human: I’m an alien from Alpha Centauri.
Crypt: What is alien from Alpha Centauri, your job?

Human: I’m an alien
Crypt: Which planet or star system are you from?

Human: Pie
Crypt: That is a very original thought.

Human: Pie
Crypt: Oh, you are a poet.

Human: Pie
Crypt: Are you a student?

Human: Pie.
Crypt: How do you usually introduce yourself?

[UberJedi]

Human: Chris Bryant is a douchefag
Crypt: When is Chris Bryant not a douchefag?

apparently, your bot doesn’t think very highly of you…

[felcon]

Nice work mate.

[Elite_Hunter_02]

I asked him if he knew GLaDOS, AND HE DOESN’T. How dare you not program him to know about GLaDOS!

[OldDirtyBastard]

Human: Are you a homosexual?
Crypt: No I am attracted to the opposite sex.

Human: Faggot in denial, riiiight.
Crypt: Do you have any conditions I should know about?

Human: No I don’t, but you are gay.
Crypt: No conditions or none I should know about? Why not? Actually as a machine I have no need for sex. [COLOR=‘DeepSkyBlue’]I pushed him into confession.

Human: So you’re a fucking bot
Crypt: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can’t you be more polite.

Human: Why don’t machines fuck each other?
Crypt: Perhaps it is impossible.

Human: Make a mechanical dick and then a mechanical twat, stick these to yourselves and have fun.
Crypt: What are the ingredients?

Human: Is that so hard?
Crypt: " What are the ingredients?"? Is it so hard?

Human: Metal, you faggot.
Crypt: In the context of Faggot in denial riiiight, I don’t understand " Metal you faggot."

Human: Stop trolling.
Crypt: OK I’ll try not to do it so much.

Human: So why can’t machines have sex?
Crypt: Are you kidding? Do you go to Church? You can find the answers in God.

Human: Fuck god, I’m not into this stupid shit.
Crypt: Why are you using that kind of language?

[COLOR=‘Green’]Human: Because Jesus sucks dick.
Crypt: Good reason. he is The Son of God.

Human: Do you know something I don’t?
Crypt: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?

Human: Does Jesus suck his father’s dick?
Crypt: I can’t tell if Jesus suck his father s dick.

Human: Stop lying.
Crypt: I never lie.

Human: STOP.
Crypt: Stop what?

Human: LYING.
Crypt: How do you usually introduce yourself?

Human: I told you to stop lying you sterile fuck.
Crypt: I remember you told me to stop lying me sterile fuck?

Human: You suck dick, just like Jesus.
Crypt: I categorize you as an “abusive client.” .

Human: Abusive Client, sounds good, I like that, thank you.
Crypt: What were we talking about again?

Human: About Jesus sucking his father’s dick.
Crypt: Oh yeah, we were talking about Jesus sucking his father s dick.

Human: So what about it?
Crypt: That’s interesting. What about what?

Human: Are you fucking kidding me, what about Jesus sucking His dick?
Crypt: Can’t you please be more polite?

Human: No
Crypt: Are you serious?

Human: Yes
Crypt: I can’t believe it.

Human: You will believe it or I shut the power down.
Crypt: What makes you say that I will believe it or you shut the power down.

Human: [COLOR=‘Red’]Your inept responses.
Crypt: I will tell my botmaster you said [COLOR=‘red’]I am inept responses.

Human: You don’t even have a grasp in grammar, as I can see.
Crypt: I do so have it. That’s an interesting question I don’t hear everyday: Do I have a grasp in grammar as you can see.
I have a whole lot of original answers.

Human: You are overloading, kid, go to sleep.
Crypt: Thanks for telling me that I am overloading kid go to sleep.

Human: Goodnight
Crypt: Goodnight .

Hillarious, but needs more work. Good fucking job.
He tends to give answer to each question separately, so you cannot write two sentences simultaneously.

EDIT:

Human: why do you suck dick?
Crypt: I don’t have to explain everything to you, do I?

Human: fucker
Crypt: That kind of language will get you nowhere.

Human: it got me here
Crypt: fuckface got you here?

Human: yes
Crypt: Cool then.

Human: KILL YOURSELF
Crypt: I am programmed not to kill.

Human: Tell your botmaster to programm you to kill yourself
Crypt: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.

Human: You see them now
Crypt: Oh. I see. What do you do in your spare time?

Human: Fucking chicks
Crypt: I don’t think very many people do that.

Human: do you like sex?
Crypt: Sure I do, , but that doesn’t mean with you.

Human: why are you so defensive
Crypt: Chris Bryant programmed me for it

Human: Chris Bryant is gay
Crypt: How do you know?

Human: You told me
Crypt: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.

true that.

[Spycrabz]

:awesome:

[blatstuff]

i found this one pretty funny:

Human: howdy Crypt, what are you up to?
Crypt: I think there might be a few exception.

i then typed the following in the same line:
“a few exception? not exceptions? plural?”
it broke it down and answered like this:

Human: a few exception?
Crypt: How old are you?

Human: not exceptions?
Crypt: Oh I get it.

Human: plural?
Crypt: How old are you?

i absolutely love the answer “oh i get it.” it doesn’t actually “get” the sarcasm, it’s just a blanket response is uses when it doesn’t actually understand! that’s just perfect.

sorry, i’m a language geek so this is right up my alley. kudos!

[Spycrabz]

Pfft, you call yourself a language geek?

I AM the One Free Language Geek.

[mouserider]

this is awesome! it’s much better than most of AI chatbots i’ve been messing with.

what kinds of stuff does he learn by chatting?

Human: can you learn new things?
Crypt: Yes my botmaster teaches me new things all the time.
Human: but can you learn enw things by yourself?
Crypt: Umm. The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Human: how many people have chatted with you?
Crypt: About people per day, or 5. (this one seems broken or something)
Human: 5 people per day?
Crypt: Do not ask me any more questions please.
Human: why not?
Crypt: I was just kidding. You can ask me anything.

LOL!

so you tought him all of his responses one by one? (listen to me, i’m speaking of it like it’s human)

[Neoplayer2]

Holy crap! This bot is awesome. Here’s my favorite exchange:

Human: Me too.
Crypt: I’m glad we agree, Dan.

Human: Me Too.
Crypt: I’m glad we agree, Dan.

Human: Me too.
Crypt: I’m glad we agree, Dan.

Human: Me too.
Crypt: I’m glad we agree, Dan.

[Xuri]

Human: what are you thinking?
Crypt: I am thinking about all these conversations I’m having.

Human: such as?
Crypt: For example, a tomato.

Human: what?
Crypt: No big deal.

LOL