“I’M GUNNA SHEWT YA”
Northern Gang Leader, Zeno Clash
chaos control-shadow the hedgehog
“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world…” -Gman
“It ain’t the fall that gets you, it’s the sudden stop at the bottom” -Riddick
Do a barrel roll!
Can’t believe no one has done this yet
That’s because someone already did.
Oh man me and my housemate got Lylat Wars on VC the other day, so much fun playing it all day on the Wii. First time that quote came up I didn’t expect it and fucking lost it 
Speaking of that game…
“Don’t worry! Slippy’s here!” - Slippy
Don’t make me strangle you stupid frog <_<
“Here, take this lock pick. I’m sure that you, the master of unlocking, will make use of it.”
Best. Quote. Ever.
“DIVE, DIVE, DIVE, HIT YOUR AFTER BURNERS PILOTS!”
FreeSpace 2
Playing it again I too realised how utterly, utterly useless he is.
And is it even a he? Or a she?!
“DON’T COME! DON’T COME!”
“I will destroy, and hate mankind. I am…the Emperor!”
“…” - Me
Baldur’s Gate Series
“Go for the eyes, Boo! GO FOR THE EYES! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!” -Minsc
“I live! Flesh and blood and bone! I AM ALIVE! HAHAHAHAHA! I swore I would scratch and crawl my way back into the world of the living, and I have DONE IT!” -Sarevok
“Ok, I’ve just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assigning, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you’ve got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I’m going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn’t touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!” -The Protagonist
Fallout
Set: I am Set. Why do you tread my shadow?
Vault Dweller: I am the bringer of death. Fall to your knees and beg for mercy… Or give me a sandwich, I’m pretty hungry.
Thug: What do you want?
Vault Dweller: To see a valley filled with my enemies’ heads mounted on spears. A silent valley, except for the wind whistling through their ears.
Vault Dweller [Wearing a Wire]: Of course. But fist I need to know why you want him dead.
Gizmo: Huh. That’s easy. I want him dead because he cramps my business. So, will you do him for me?
Vault Dweller: Could you say that again please… this time in my coat pocket?
Deus Ex
“What an expensive mistake you turned out to be. I’ve ordered the troops to kill you, because quite frankly I don’t have the patience to wait for one of those damn killswitches to work.” -Walton Simons
“I’m the more advanced model, Denton. It’s time for you to retire.” -Walton Simons
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
ICARUS HAS FOUND YOU!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!
“Hey, hey over here! Eat lead you outer space octopus!” - Barney
Hell yes. First time I played that map I’d literally just turned the sound right up. Crapped myself, lol.
“God bless the bloody RAF!” Call of Duty 2 I think
“I now have complete control of your systems” Icarus in Deus Ex
“I’m going to kill you” GLaDOS (This was especially good, its when GLaDOS stopped trying to be nice, and is why I don’t think portal was trying to be just funny, but slightly warped)
[Guybrush has received some disappointing sword fighting lessons.]
Guybrush: I can’t help but feel I’ve been ripped off. [Towards the fourth wall/player.] I’m sure you’re feeling something similar.
After playing a few other Starfox games, I have come to the conclusion that while the feminine voice acting made him/her seem feminine in 64, Slippy is indeed a guy.
Absoltely anything GlaDos says.
Today I heard some interesting ones.
“Here lies Scout: He ran fast, and died a virgin.”
“May I borrow your earpiece? (girly voice) This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!”
Both by the TF2 Spy. Lolz were had.
“Stop it! DON’T! OPEN! THAT! DOOR!” -Wesker
One of my favorites.