Post your most epic video game quotes of all time. I’ll start:
“Unless it’s a farm”- Soldier
“A pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.”- Spy
“Look! A three-headed monkey!” - Guybrush Threepwood
Come on, someone had to see it coming.
“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I’m all out of gum” -Duke Nukem
Nuff’ said
“Wake up…Mr Freeman… Wake up, and smell the ashes…”
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“Momma Mia!” -Mario
gud nuff? No?
“Knife the melon.” -Gaz
Before anybody else says it… “The cake is a lie!”
Mmmm… Probably stupid, but I like “I can’t really tell” from Blue Shift. Just because of the way poor Barney says it after being scolded by a scientist.
JC Denton: “Take your best shot, flatlander woman”
Anna Navare: “How did you know?”
BOOM
And this is just so full of them, I have to post the whole video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrxhtip7btA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSP8JGbOUmU&feature=related
“I got balls of steel.” - Duke Nukem
I’m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
“You’re an inspiration for birth control.” Duke Nukem.
and
“Everybody has a hobby, is failure yours?” I think this line came from Guild Wars but I can’t be certain.
I don’t know if it counts but, a machinima called Red Vs Blue by caboose: Not my fault. Someone put a wall in my way.
if that doesn’t work Than I’d have to go with The cake is a lie from portal or “I don’t know what that smell is, the Sewers or Francis.”-Bill in the sewers of the No Mercy Campaign of Left 4 Dead.
“Time, Dr. Freeman?.. Is it really that time again?”
Probably my favourite video game ending ever.
And of course the entire Episode 2 G-Man speech. Sublime.
Anything from Republican Space Rangers on GTA4. That had me laughing like a drain
“That’s a message from Fort Ass, General Shit is on his way!”
“Need a Dispencer here!”
-Scout
“Oh Yes…”
-Dr. Breckman , “Supreme Commander”.
Or also
"…For we shall win through,
no matter the cost! "
-Arcturus Mengsk , “Starcraft I”.
How appropriate. You fight like a cow.
“About that beer i owe ya!” - Barney
War.
War never changes.
Call of Duty 4
“If the enemy is in range, so are you.”
-Infantry Journal
“Aim towards the Enemy.”
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
“Friendly fire - isn’t.”
-Unknown
“If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it’s probably a
helicopter – and therefore, unsafe.”
-Unknown
“Five second fuses only last three seconds.”
-Infantry Journal
“If your attack is going too well, you’re walking into an ambush.”
-Infantry Journal
“When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.”
-U.S. Army Training Notice
“If you can’t remember, the claymore is pointed toward you.”
-Unknown
“If at first you don’t succeed, call an air strike.”
-Unknown
“Tracers work both ways.”
-U.S. Army Ordinance
“Teamwork is essential, it gives them other people to shoot at.”
-Unknown
Half-Life 1 & 2
"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said: “F…
[profanity-masking crash]
…you!”
-Barney Calhoun
“Roger that, let’s run like hell!”
-Random Barney
"I killed twelve dumbass scientists and not one of 'em fought back. This sucks. "
-HECU Soldier
"Never fear, Gordon, she’s de-beaked and completely harmless. The worst she might do is attempt to couple with your head. Fruitlessly! "
-Dr. Isaac Kleiner
“Great job, Gordon! Throwing that switch and all, I can see your MIT education really pays for itself.”
-Barney Calhoun
Duke Nukem 3D
“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.”
-Duke Nukem
“Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself.”
-Duke Nukem
Pac-Man : Wacca wacca wacca wacca