NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
-max payne
“Is it a spider?” - Caboose
“Eat shit and die” - Duke Nukem
Max Payne 1 & 2 are actually full of good quotes, If I could remember any of them.
“I’ll rip off your head and shit down your neck” - Duke Nukem
“Hey. catch me later and I’ll buy a beer” - Barney
“I just saved you from a nasty prison shower scene” - Commander Shepard, Mass Effect
“A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle. What possible use could that have?” - Guybrush Threepwood
“Shake it baby!” - is here anybody who doesn’t know who told that? 
Yeah, I tried to remember some, but I could only remember max screaming NO!!!
It was Caleb from Blood, after he found Duke Nukem’s mutilated corpse hanging by one leg from the ceiling and started pushing it back and forth: “ohhhhh…shake it baby!”
Caleb > Duke.
“IT’S PAYNE!”
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I completely disagree. Sorry for the following rant, but I played the game again recently and it really got on my nerves. The dialogue from Max Payne 1 is a lesson in how not to write. It was as if they were reading from an idiot’s guide to writing whose one lesson was: shove as many metaphors and similes into a line as possible, even if they have nothing to do with one another or make the slightest bit of sense. Here are some memorably bad ones:
Labyrinths, minotaurs, ferrymen and rivers in Hades,…oh my. Labyrinths and Hades have nothing to do with each other of course, aside from the trivial fact that they are both drawn randomly from Greek mythology. This one is even more confused by the fact that Charon was the name of the ferryman, not the name of the ferry.
What? Walk-in fridges are literally cold. Guns are not. So was it literally cold or not?
Hint: a simile should help illustrate your ideas to the reader: no-one knows what a point-blank shot to the face feels like, so using it to explain how the feeling hit you doesn’t really help.
Phil: Max Payne’s dialogue, and in particular its narration, was a pisstake of “film noir”-style comic books, that’s why it’s written that way. It’s actually one of the things that elevates the Max Payne games above others of its type (in addition to perfecting bullet time at the first time of asking 
).
Red Alert 2?
Way to take everything literally…
Some of the dialogue is certainly tongue-in-cheek (discussion about vampire movies set in LA, do I cut the red wire or the green, and so on), but this isn’t parody, it’s just crappy writing. Then again, writing for computer games is so uniformly dreadful that any border between crappy writing and self-parody is mostly blurred.
“No matter how many times you press the trigger, the gun is still out of ammo…”
-Matt Hazard
“…” - Gordon Freeman
“It’s your pet the freakin’ head humper!”- Barney
“I’m so good!”
“Hiigara. Our home.”
Also “BOOM MWAHAHAHAH” from Red Alert 2
Imonfire was right, but it originally was one of the unit “Tanya” 's lines from Command and Conquer Red Alert were she first appeared and there for kept the line for the sequel Red Alert 2