This post chronicles one man’s efforts to troll not only the PSN, XBox Live, and whatever shit online service the Wii has, but the entire fucking country.
https://www.gamespot.com/news/6230777.html
https://www.gamespot.com/news/6240940.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;5
Discuss, lol, and remember that this is our fucking tax dollars being wasted!
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wow, the guy in this article sounds like a real asshat.
The guy in the article certainly has a 1st Amendment right to free speech…which he freely waives when he voluntarily signs a user license agreement…which is nonbinding just as he says so he doesn’t have the right to access the game anyway. Or the money. 
The asshat doesn’t have a legal leg to stand on. Fail troll is fail.
Especially if he has a fair trial with a jury. (Which he will.)
It’s easy to be non-biased AND think this guy is a fag.
Wait, I screwed up and wasn’t thinking. His 1st Amendment rights aren’t being violated because Congress isn’t making a law which restricts the right to free speech. The 1st Amendment doesn’t say anything about not allowing asshattery on private property (the servers they allow him on) and can freely remove if he violates the rules they set up.
This guy’s taking the Jack Thompson approach to his problems, attacking game companies like this. Suing a game company over being banned and losing $10 after being a douche online is not worthy of a lawsuit. Anyone agree with me that this dude’s disorders are imaginary? Nuff said.
Off topic: does anyone know the name of the audio clip in the troll animation? Sounds pretty badass.
so much litigation in the world of geeks…
makes you want to hunt down and shoot these fools that sue their favorite companies and then bitch that prices are high.
So he’s agoraphobic, but has now started two lawsuits that he must have known would be thoroughly covered by every game-related site on the internet?
I smell bullshit.
LMFAO.
I hope this guy wins every one of his lawsuits.
Why?
Wow, this is just hilarious… It can’t possibly be infringing on his first amendment rights because he agreed to a binding contract. You would think people would actually take the time to think… but then again I suppose that’s asking too much.
I hope he doesn’t win. Nothing sickens me more than when someone who sues like this wins even though common sense itself says he should have lost.
I’m surprised that there are people stupid enough, and apparently asshole enough, to take such an idiotic case to court. I especially love his attempt at using the Mature rating as a valid argument. Nobody in this country gives a shit about the rating system. Even then, the ESRB states that “game experience may change during online play.” With all the trash talkers, d-bags, and bullshit out there, all online portions of a game might as well be rated AO(for those of you who have seen the youtube videos, I hope you’ll agree with me here). The First Amendment aside, and considering the above, the only thing holding the networks together is the Online User Agreement, which this guy clearly violated. He therefore has no valid argument and, as such, should fuck off. I hope this guy gains some valuable experience from this encounter, and learns not to be such a douche in the future. But I doubt that.
This is stupid and the guy isn’t going to stand a chance in court. When you agree to someone else’s terms and then turn around and violate them, you kind of lose your ability to sue someone for pain and suffering brought on by the loss of such services…especially if you bring it on yourself…
Basically this is like signing a contract saying “I won’t be an ass”, then being an ass and expecting to sue the person who offered you the contract.
A. he’s lying about all his conditions
B. he was under a binding agreement that said if he did exactly what he did, exactly what happened would happen
C. 55,000 dollars in suffering? Did he get raped up the ass because he couldn’t play his PS3 or something?
D. get a computer consolefag
I definitely agree with the last one. You’ve got so many more degrees of freedom in the computer realm than the console realm (I still love my console, though). Though, if the article has taught us anything, it’s that this guy is a complete asshole, and he’ll probably fail on the computer as well.
Possibly.
hmmm…
I’m sure it raped his wallet. lol
Yeah, I know PS3 price jokes died with the release of the PS3 Slim.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWuFn_iAzvg
Also, do you REALLY think this guy has the mental capacity to understand how to build a gaming PC?
Whether or not he has the conditions are irrelevant actually. He knew when he agreed to this contract (the one which we all agree to when playing a game online) that he had these conditions, and therefore agreed he would not do these things even though he knew full well he couldn’t. Even if he is physically incapable of keeping the contract, he still signed the contract stating he would uphold it.
Thus, whether or not he is incapable of holding it is irrelevant because he signed a contract fully claiming he could and would knowing full well he couldn’t.
Black Mesa devs and mods, if you dare ban me I will sue the shit out of you.
KTHXBAI! :retard:
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