If you could have anything in the Half-Life or Portal universe as a pet, what would it be?
I would like a fast zombie, piggie-back rides would be awesome! (BTW I’m not gay)
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Alyx.
Dr. Kleiner, to make me coffee in the mornings.
And if that doesn’t work out, I guess Dog could be a faithful companion. 
Barnacle, bungie jump anyone?..
A Hunter… i would just kill it for its awesome unlimited ammo exploding darts gun, and maybe i would salvage other parts from it too…
Edit: Oh! i would also want a strider so i could kill that shit and steal his unlimited ammo guns too!
I would have that cat.
LaMarr…
And when it pulls you back up it eats your brain. Great pet.
Me too, Hedy would be a great pet.
maybe you could train it (or tear it’s teeth off) to simply… “couple” with your head. works wonders
i think i’d take one of the bio-gunships. flying those must be awesome… + unlimited machine gun ammo
also i want one of these:
GlaDOS
Nah mine has adhesive filled in the mouth with some polyfiller for good measure but if you train your barnacle to eat your brains thats cool…
Gman
Alyx, Chell and sometimes Judith Mossman to avoid boredom.
One of those turrets from Portal.
Also, strider.
Companion cube. Or, Father Grigori. It’s never a bad thing to have a rifle-wielding Russian priest at your side.
A Houndeye, though I don’t know if he licks me my flesh would dissolve?
Nihilanth. Free teleports anywhere, and he makes for great entrances when you crash through glass ceilings and jump out of his head.
Failing that, a garg would be cool. Oh man, and a mini-garg would be so boss.