I already have my HL universe pet of choice, it’s a crowbar.
Bit of an oxymoron don’t ya think?
An Aperture Science Personality Core, or a Sentry Turret.
Gaben
Female Assassin.
Can you get more badass?
Hunter. If it would behave 0v0
Second choice is Lamarr, third would be an Aperture Science Sentry Turret, since most other cute AIs would not like being subjugated to lower-intelligence treatment…
I came in second in todays Grand National, too bad it was winner takes all where I work :’(
I would bet on a Hunter if it were rideable :retard:
Vortigaunt. free mobile phone charger wherever you go
Hell yes. Though admittedly it might be a bit more difficult to deal with than your average pet when it’s angry… getting bitten by your dog probably pales in comparison with getting explosive bolts shot into your face by your pet Hunter.
A barnacle with its teeth removed… the sucking power on those things…
She would make some badass sandwiches if you could trick her to backflip into the kitchen!
Hopefully you are going to use it as an vacuum cleaner.
A Gargantua or a hunter
This: