Yeah, but humans can fuck with their tongues too, and we don’t have to deal with disposing of the body afterwards.
I would totally be a crab-synth. So mysterious does anyone even know exactly what they do?? They look badass though and have a gattling gun mounted on them. 
I would be the Pit Worm from Opposing Forces. Shoot lasers from my eye bitchezzz!
Gordon Frohman!!! (Yes, u heard it rite, not Freeman…Hope u guys noe whos Frohman)
The leaked combine soldier.
Killing people and have sex with compine assassin!
a scientist in black meas i would press a button and in the world or like the scientists in sweet half life grab an h.e.v suit and kill things.
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heh… funny…
Anyway. I guess I would be Sheckley.
At first it seems fun, but then it gets too repetitive…
Not when a fatso passes by you.
Combine Soldier: Pick up that can!
Fatso: tries to bend Ugh. Ugh. Falls over
Combine Soldier: laughs a weird laugh
Fatso: Help me! struggles to get up
EDIT: If I could be a creature in Half Life, I’d be a de-beaked headcrab like Lamarr (except male). That way, people would both love me AND be afraid of me. Maybe I could be Lamarr’s brother or something and go on adventures with Gordon!
I like Bullsquid and hound eye, I never kill them
in the words of Civil Protection’s radio:fat people not good. fat people not good.etc
Well I would not b a zombie, I mean, having a crab feeding of ur skull is NOT great!
I would more b a tentacle, controller or a houndeye (mabie because houndeyes r a little cute actually…)
I would be a snark.The snark is an awesome creature.
With your 20 second lifespan.
that day in the life of a combine is seriously full of win, and i’d be a headcrab hideing in a closet, gordon opens the door up and i hang from the roof and divebomb no more gordon > then i’ll be a super headcrab zombie cause headcrab + gordon = god
I’d probably be a controller.
I
CAN
FLY!
I hope no one shoots my bloated head, though D:
Definitely an advisor. Mind powers are too cool to pass up. Plus I could float everywhere.
The only downside is that I would be a bloated worm… :meh:
The life-cycle of a snark never did make sense.
actually snarks life spans are longer than 20 seconds. the reason snarks explode is the are bio-bombs and that when they get mad the materials they are made of react the hotter they get with anger the faster the chemicals react till they explode. if you drop a snark and it doesn’t see you or any thing else most of the time it wont explode in till it finds something to attack and then do to a glitch they will imidiantly explode.