But you’ll still have an assprobe and the combine on your tail.
But who am I to say these things, I would be one of your slaves.
I’d be Barney Calhoun, Then I could sit at a desk all day and do nothing. Or Gina, I’d just do a holographic recording of myself and spend all day at home watching movies, Playing games, Eating and Sleeping.
Or a scientist, amirite?
Me, I’d be a houndeye, although I may have said this before, I can’t remember…
Gargantua. I’d like to spend my life rampaging through everything with flamethrowers for arms.
Holy shit, Waffle returns!
With a Christopher Walken/Fatboy Slim combo sig!
Zombie, i could eat/rape a body all day. XD
I don’t know if that is good or else really sick(not the good one).
The civil protection officer who told you to pick up that can, he seemed to be having fun.
An Adviser. It probably has the biggest dick and even if it doesn’t it can fuck things with it’s brain or tongue.
Thats just what i was thinking, on the bright side, that place gets locked up later so he may have survived too 
couldn’t see him stacking crates up to get through the window you jumped out of. 
Vortigaunts for the win!
The events of your life beg to differ, mister Frohman… :3
The goddamn Dropship thingy, a fuckin’ flying elephant with 6 legs kicks ass.
Or Odessa Fucking Cubbage man. Can’t beat that shit.
Wow, looking back at Concerned…the posing absolutely sucked!
I’d be a Bullsquid…Fucking ace.
I was about to say the exact same thing.
I’d be the cut panther eye
I’d be a Combine Advisor or a Vortigaunt, it depends on the side I’ll be fighting for… :freeman:
Okay, I’d either be Alyx so I could play with myself, Gordon (if Gordon and Alyx were an item, nudge nudge wink wink), or D0g because we all know that Alyx and D0g have a close platonic relationship, ahem. 
In short, I’m a pervert and Alyx is teh secks. :retard:
a metro cop, they are badass.