Anyone that wants to be Mr. Friendly is a pedophile.
yea. though it sucks that fast walker didnt get past concept, it was a great idea
I would love to be ‘big momma’, she can squash you and throw baby headcrabs at you.
and she can traumatize 4-year-olds.
Giving birth every 30 seconds doesn’t quite sound like fun.
I’d be my BM alter-ego, the bullsquid.
Mi would be a garg, advisor, or vort. or maybe nihilanth, but I don’t want manboobs.
I’d be the tram… and I’d be a zen tree… And I’d be a strider…
and maybe one of those pretty lights that hide and turn off when you walk on them
ok i would want to be a strider only problems/something gross is you shoot lassers from your dick.
…are you saying you WOULDN’T like the ability to shoot lasers from your dick!?
besides, I always thought they were dark matter/energy cannons or something.
I would be advisor… even though they scare meh… or even a strider. cockroach is also nice :retard:
Scare you? This is a job for Mr. Friendly!
NOES I’M TOO YOUNG 
i also like vortigaunts > 
if you visit the forums often enough, you’ll be one!
and then you won’t!
Moahahaha!
I’d be a strider! I don’t know if thats a creature, it sure has a brain , u can see that when dog tears it out in EP2…
I’d be a shock trooper.teleport everywhere,shoot lightning out of my left arm,using fruit as a grenade,having 4 arms,sounding quite cool,being the most intelligent of your race,being taller then most humans…
ps:aze:a strider is half creature,half machine:a synth
Gonarch
Nihilanth, except I wouldn’t fuck up the earth invasion.