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#81

Shit, did I really miss it? :fffuuu:

Wait, isn’t it raw_beans department to ban people who accidently call the lead developers race cheap?

#82

  1. I believe that would be the British and, to some extent, their loyalist bitches.

  2. A large chunk of the forces that torched the old white house were killed by a FUCKING HURRICANE soon after.

  3. Now we have a bigger and better white house.

  4. I’m fairly sure we won the war of 1812, otherwise I would have a clever British accent and be paying even higher taxes than I am now.

#83

what I gathered from that wikeped was this:

  1. British Casturated Americans with lulzy insults.

  2. in a desperate attempt to tell themselves they still had a ballsack americans attacked their peacefull neighbours.

  3. The british came and Pwned the butthurt americans (all while fighting a war with france) and let the canadians torch the white house.

BUT SRSLY:

we still love you guys. even if not so much as you love yourselves. :stuck_out_tongue:

#84

The accent is worth it.

#85

History fail. That’s your War of Independence. The War of 1812 ended up as a pretty dull stalemate and peace treaty as neither side made any particular gains and the economic reasons for the war were no longer important.

And anyway, the Brits were barely concentrating on that side of the Atlantic at the time, we were distracted with saving Europe and half the Western world from Napoleon. :stuck_out_tongue:

#86

Yeah! And they’re also going to charge you $5 for every ingame bullet you shoot and $10 every crowbar swing you make!

#87

$200 per bullet, surely.

#88

As far as I know, the British, whose alien overlords wanted control of the plasma deposits buried under the White House, planned to retake the colonies and turn them into breeding grounds for mutant commandoes, while draining the landscape of all resources.

But what do I know, im only the god of fail.

#89

Clearly a student of history.

#90

1812 ended up a status quo, return to borders of 1789 and bring back a king to France. The war was against revolutionary France then the Napoleonic empire, no for financial or territory gains. War ended by the defeat of Napoleon, nothing else.

Nope, only saving your interests in Europe and the established order against the rise of nations and nationalities.

:stuck_out_tongue:

#91

Why thank you :slight_smile:

#92

Hey, I never claimed we were doing it out of the kindness of our hearts. :stuck_out_tongue:

#93

I hope so :wink:

#94

Well at least the American nation, turned away from our evil infuence treating its own aboriginal ethnic groups with love and trust. And rejecting the vileness off salverly and granting civil liberties before anyone Europe had even thought of it.
all without the help of the French in the war of indepenance,

God bless America and the freedom fries !!

Seriously tho all nations have done really shitty things. lets leave nationality out of It.
Were part of the internet generation, we can think bigger than that.

#95

God bless the fact that we are off topic in such a glorious way. :stuck_out_tongue:

#96

Wha? You necro’d this thread to say that?

OF WITH HIS HEAD!

#97

Shouldn’t it be OFF WITH HIS HEAD!? Just wondering… :freeman:

#98

And unlike “Way to many trolls”, I just can’t see a funny explanation for this one.

#99

Well, it’s been bumped anyway, so…
WE WON 1812!

#100

https://xbox360.ign.com/articles/104/1047522p1.html

God Bless America, mother fuckers!

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