You actually typed all of that up!I lawl’d
It’s called copy and paste.
Err, this is from Blue Shift. Gordon’s tram spoke at 8:47 AM. Are we counting mods?
Ah, yes. Now that I examine it again, it is Blue Shift.
I’ll post the actual one then.
Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 8:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees with an estimated high of 105. The Black Mesa Compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times. This train is inbound from Level 3 Dormitories to Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. If your intended destination is a high-security area beyond Sector C, you will need to return to the central transit hub in Area 9 and board a high-security train. If you have not yet submitted your identity to the retinal clearance system, you must report to Black Mesa personnel for processing before you will be permitted into the high-security branch of the transit system. A reminder that the Black Mesa Hazard Course Decathlon will commence this evening at 1900 hours in the Level 3 facility. The semi-finals for high-security personnel will be announced in a separate, secure-access transmission. Remember: more lives than your own may depend on your fitness. A reminder to all Black Mesa personnel: regular radiation and biohazard screenings are a requirement of continued employment in the Black Mesa Research Facility. Missing a scheduled urinalysis or radiation checkup grounds for immediate termination. If you feel you have been exposed to radioactive or other hazardous materials in the course of your duties, contact your Radiation Safety Officer immediately! Work safe. Work smart. Your future depends on it. Due to the high toxicity of material routinely handled in the Black Mesa Compound, no smoking, eating or drinking are permitted within the Black Mesa transit system. Please keep your limbs inside the train at all times. Do not attempt to open the doors until the train has come to a complete halt at the station platform. In the event of an emergency, passengers are to remain seated and await further instruction. If it is necessary to exit the train, disabled personnel should be evacuated first. Please stay away from electrified rails and proceed to an emergency station until assistance arrives. Do you have a friend or relative who would make a valuable addition to the Black Mesa team? Immediate openings are available in the areas of Materials Handling and low-clearance security. Please contact Black Mesa personnel for further information. If you have an associate in the background of Theoretical Physics, Biotechnology or other high-tech disciplines, please contact our Civilian Recruitment Division. The Black Mesa Research Facility is an equal opportunity employer. Now arriving at Sector C Test Labs and Control Facilities. Please stand back from the automated door and wait for the security officer to verify your identity. Before exiting the train, be sure to check your area for personal belongings. Thank you and have a very safe and productive day.
These don’t seem to be in order.
conversations from HL HLOF HLBS 
no its the g-man, he makes the resonance cascade by giving eli and kliener a contaminated zen crystal.
…oh and a couple quotes:
*get away from the beam!!!
*i bet your glad i got my gun…huh?..huh?
*these “crabs” take over peoples bodies i wonder what the next stage of infection looks like…
ps. zombies turn into gonomes…
Gordon! You’re alive! What the hell are these things? And why are they wearing science team uniforms?
“So where are we taking this Freeman guy?”
“Topside for questioning.”
“But we got him, let’s kill him now!”
“And if they find the body?”
“Body? What body?”
“MWAAAHAHAHAHA”
“DURRHURRHURRDURR”