Sometimes I wonder why can’t they just throw tactical nukes at me. I mean, it’s not like they give a shit about collateral damage…
''I don’t know how can they have enslaved the human race in 7 hours… their aiming sucks! their hp sucks! their entire life sucks! WTF is wrong with them? the HECU were moar powafull in hl1!!!
is that a serious question? Because there is a serious answer. 8)
Either that or Jelly. Which one do you prefer?
I preffear to think it’s dinosaur blood LoL
Probably some mix of morphine with adrenalin.
At the beginning of hl2, when rescued by alyx: Owww! hot chick alert!
Maybe Gordon is gay.
“Why does that ugly girl keeps smiling at me? I’m all about her hot chunk of a father! Now that’s some piece of chocolate I’d love to take a bite off…”
Morphine makes you gay?
Oh daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, I think men are hot nowwwwwwwwwwwwww. shhiiiiiieeeeettttttt
god my head is gonna explode if ya keep talking with the morphine effect.
returning to thread:
on the citadel
‘‘OMG this high-tech is so awesome they have all kind of synths in here… wait a minute why the didn’t appear before? WHY I COULDN’T EXTERMINATE THEM??? God this game… uuuh I mean… uuuh world is crazy they have enemies wich I can only see and not kill!!’’
after killing breen:
‘‘OMG the place is explodin’ now I won’t kill those synths ‘cause the explosion will kill them… THIS SUCKS!’’
… srisly… I can’t take that anymore…insert a head xplodin’ here and please stop with that…
EDIT: is worst than hear a crockroach trollin’: when it’s released? and all that crap
RE-EDIT: Wow I’m houndeye now for this post!
static posts deleted. Cut it out or risk the fiery furry fury
srisly thank you a lot I was tired of reading that in all the threads he replied.
“Magnusson is so pissed at me… shouldn’t have caused that accident with the microwave…
But I was so hungry!”
‘‘I wonder why headcrabs just bounce off of me’’
this is that part in half life episode 2 where gordon is gonna have to clear out that roadblock while his car is getting fixed up.
‘‘What do you think Gordon?’’
‘‘HELL NO!’’
‘‘Maybe while I’m getting the car fixed up you can see about clearing out that roadblock’’
‘‘I said NO!’’
‘’…’’
‘‘He’s always up to it.’’
“God FUCKING DAMMIT Alyx NOT NOW!” XD?[/SIZE]
^ lol
''uuuuh why r the HECU just saying I’m killing their friends and they don’t even think they r doing the same to mines?
Why does everyone look to the guy with HEV suit every time something needs fixed?
I need a drink…