Who doesn’t? I sometimes shoot dead enemy bodies in hl2 because they killed me more than 1 time in the same place
Ohmygod, YES! Overkill. Please tell me you tea-bag them too.
only the hunters wich I kill with the crowbar 'cause they suck at their work.
Finishing off a hunter or some other enemy with a single, clean crowbar whack is so incredibly satisfying. :awesome:
For me one of the most satasfying kills is the first one in HL 2 when you get the crowbar, and you are going down the stairs and see 2 Metros beating up that couple, and you give them a big taste of your crowbar, which is for me the best and simbolic computer game weapon.
Half-life
“Push this cart? okay… oh my god, what should i do… is that alien?.. Oh no, lazer… euu, gibs… oh, a crowbar, i can use it… alien dog?.. more ammo… what this gun called?.. so this is how xen border world look like… what are they doing?.. big head baby?.. i don’t have much choose, isn’t it? i will accept”
Half-life 2
“Yes… no… i am hurt… another zombie… more combine soldier… hello, alyx…Fine, i will go get that car…press this button? okay… finally it is over…Eli…damn, he is dead… let go to borealli…”
After Eli dies at the end of Episode 2:
“OH MY GOD! I’ve just realized I haven’t eaten or drank anything in about 20 years!”
Except from the green goo in the medkits. 
hl1 first time ya see a houndeye:
‘‘is that a yellow mutant dog with hundreds of eyes and 3 legs?’’
(ya see his attack is that sound-wave)
‘‘AAAAAH FREGGIN’ BASTARD DIE!’’ and when you r gonna finnish him: ‘‘God it’s so cute I can’t finish him of that form…’’ then when ya kill it you feel really bad :[ <-(sadface doesn’t equals troll face LoL)
HL1:“I just noticed they all look the same”
HL2: “STOP FOLLOWING ME”
EP1: “I havent said a word to you, and you’re like, totally in love with me, what gives?”
EP2: “Yeeeeeah handbrakie”
“What’s this? A high tech new prototype gun that just killed two guys and burnt of their flesh just by using it? I’ma go grab it.”
During Eli’s introduction scene in HL2, when Alyx is fixing shit:
“Dat ass.”
Nevermind
My response in that situation was more like “She just saved my ass. She’s hot, but probably thinks I’m a total pussy now. So much for any chance of impressing h- WHOA hold up, she’s Eli’s daughter? Wasn’t she like 8 when I was working back at Black Mesa? That was only a week ago, kinda. Wait, how old am I anyway? I don’t feel like I’m in my 40s. Does that make it okay? I mean, she’s OBVIOUSLY legal now, but it still would make me feel a bit like a pedophile.”
Half-Life 2 : “Hey this is pretty sweet, I can’t flip this Airboat”
Episode 1: " What the fck was that growling sound? Ohh you fcker Alyx.
Now stay here while I walk away in the dark."
Episode 2: Walks under the house “Hey Alyx, I fixed the…* Hunter jumps out* OHH GOD, WHAT IS THAT!?
No, no, no, no, no!! Ohh you bastard!!”
You know what that green goo is?
[COLOR=‘Black’]It’s people.
“Man, thank god someone left 20+ rounds of 9mm just layin around, I almost ran out”
“Shit, my guns never JAM!”
And Gordon’s thoughts:
Holy shit! I can drive stuff, push buttons, and pick stuff up with my MIND!!!
Even though I don’t have a helmet, I still have this HEV HUD thing… Maybe it’s tattooed onto my retinas.
“You don’t talk much, do you?” NO SHIT!
after breen’s talkin’ with the advisor about the misterious body wich valve keeps without giving any info:
‘‘oh crap he can turn 1 of those worm-like overpowered creatures wich can do everything they want while they eat our brians liek zombies and seem to have control over the combine troops… mmm who cares? I will kill breen even if he transforms as if he doesn’t, nothing can stand a good RPG shot… wait striders can… and now I only have a supah gravity gun nothing moar…’’
When you grab a manhack with a gravity gun and use it as a weapon against combine soliders:
Chainsaw Motherfucker, or
Let it RIP!