i bet for freeman being in stasis means gman feeding him cheeseburgers and making him watch TV all day in a greasy kitchen rented by six college students but he can’t remember cuz gman slipped roofies in every damn cheesburger he ever ate.
… I don’t understand why G-man said you won the HEV suit and sended you into extasis with it and when you awake in hl2 you don’t have it…
he takes it away so you are not immediately caught when you leave the train. plus, it might have been outdated.
Alyx:I wonder why we do all of this,Gordon
Gordon turns back to Alyx very slowly and looks her dead in the eyes
Gordon:IT’S SCIENCE!!!
Some one make this a sig.
why would anyone put that in their sig
i did for the hell of it. that is why they should.
Would be cool if it shows up that Gordon was exposed to a radioactive isotope witch made him unavailable to speak before the isotopes half-life(the time it takes before half the radiation is broken down)!
Sooo… Gordon is dying of radiation poisoning?
ep1, first time you find a stalker:
Alyx: stalkers!
Gordon: is he shootin’ lazerz from his eyes? OMG CAN I GET ONE AS A PET? I WILL FEED HIM WITH DEAD COMBINE BODIES AND HE WILL BECOME STRONGER THAN YOUR ROBOTIC PET DOG!!!
My cock is so fucking veiny.
how the f*ck can you already be an alien grunt with only 35 non-related thread posts?
edit: Yay now I am a zombie thanks to this post
Because they switched some of the post ranks around for the lol’s.
… so if he keeps posting more useless non-related topic things he will be ranking up more than those who post useful things/ideas? … Obviusly this has to be fixed.
You do realise this was done a couple of months ago?
Also seeing how you completely failed to notice this for several months it is safe to assume nobody cares about the names of the ranks, well at least you don’t. Oh, wait…
yeah, well I don’t really care but… I don’t think that’s just fair that some1 with 35 it’s an alien grunt and another with 300 it’s zombie…
Yeah,because it matters so much!Life is really hard sometimes.
I think Barney has owed me way too many beers, I swear to fucking god I see him everywhere.
In the stalker train:
Gordon: Get off my bitch!
Stalker: (Screams)
Gordon: What?
Gordon in first time you see a headcrab on hl1: ‘‘are those things mutants?’’ Second time in hl1: ‘‘Oh wait are alien parasites.’’ Hl2 1st time: ‘‘Wow, you again? I was thinking you all died when I killed the gonarch… and tell me, any difference between yer oldie zombies and the current videogame 1s?’’
zombie: ‘‘My icing!’’
Gordon: ‘‘cool now they talk!.. will they also can catch this grenade in mid-air?’’
In Nova Prospect:
Gordon: Goddammit now I have to run around, defending myself while Alyx is in her little room, just telling me what to do!