Super mario RPG. Damn, that =1 feels SoooOoOoOoo Gud :3
“Where do I carry all these weapons?”
Alyx - “Hey Gordon, hurry up!”
Gordon - Mumbles to himself ‘I could if you took this shot gun and rocket launcher. All you have to carry is a damn pistol and I got a frigging armory with me’
Alyx: ‘‘It’s a zombine, you get it?’’
Gordon: ‘‘Get what? Do you think it’s funny see a guy wich a monster is controlling his entire body, attached to his head and destroying what’s left of his humanity? Well then YOU ARE RIGHT! I got it hehe, zombine… Nah serisly alyx I don’t have enough heart to think that could be bad for a tyranic combine’’
“Why are there tons of boxes that have absolutely nothing in them?”
I actually have one this time.
“Well, I COULD use one of these parked vans or military trucks with doors I can just shoot open to escape, but there’s no doors these could of drove through…oh well!”
I never got that 
Why the hell is it always ME?
With the topic of ep1 and the transition to ep2
“how did I get inside this train car?”
“why is Alyx outside?”
“Wasn’t the Citidel behind us?”
Random rebel - ‘‘Doctor freeman I’m coming with you’’
Gordon - ‘‘WHAT? NO WAIT THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU, THEY DIDN’T SEE ME YET GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE THEY COME!!’’
Random combine soldier - ‘‘we’ve spotted freeman, send striders, gunships, snipers, hunters and every crap we’ve got before he tries to scape’’
Random combine soldier 2 - ‘‘he scaped killing the new rebel of his group wich revealed his position, sir’’
Random soldier 1 - ‘‘ok, forget about freeman let’s get a coffee and kill some rebels. After all this freggin game can’t let us jump in higher positions how he did’’
FUUUUUCK THAT!
Indeed, I still want to see a combine jumping to higher positions… Maybe ep 3 :rolleyes:
Gordon “I need to pee! I need to pee! I need to pee! Come on HEV suit help me out here!”
aaaahhhhh
Alyx “Gordon! There is a bathroom right there!?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAMcuwhzn2k
as soon as i saw that i was reminded of this song. don’t watch if you don’t like depressing songs tho.
My life is full of depressing things, I don’t think it will hurt me…
hl2:
sht ran out of ammo. oh, thank god just ran into my first ally i’ll just beat the sht out of them with my crowb- WTF?! YOU CANT DIE?!
The first time ya see a vort in hl2:
‘‘AAAAH! RUN REBEL TRAIN GUY, RUN IT’S SOME ALIEN SCUM’ INSIDE HERE AND IT’S COMING FOR US!’’
The first time ya see a vort in ep2: ‘‘What are you doing to Alyx you ALIEN Scumb! Oh wait, I forgot you were at our side now… forget it, how are you [COLOR=‘red’]Scu… I mean friend[COLOR=‘Red’]mb?’’
(Read the only the red ‘‘words’’ in the last 1 to understant.
at least the gloves still fit like a glove…
Which means in stasis he got fat?
‘‘Oh man,that is one veiny dick.’’
That is what Dr. Kleiner said when Gordon first got his HEV suit in hl2.
I know it is. Which means that while in stasis he plumps up a bit. Damn poor Shepard…