Both.
I remember when I saw a spray in hl1 from the hecu wich said DIE FREEMEN it made me think this:
Gordon: (reads spray) WTF?! WHY ME? YOU’RE THE 1 WICH GOT KILLED BY A BULLSQUID!!
Why the heck people try to kill me? I didn’t do anything to you, mindless bastards, I mean why? Because I’m a floating pair of hands doesn’t mean I’m a ghost?!, Goddammit. I’m just gonna shoot you in the head.
growl I’m so hungry, I haven’t eaten anything for 20 years, I want to tell someone but I’m too shy to ask
…and dear god, do I have to defecate… did the combine purge the planet of toilets when they invaded? Dear christ, I’m full to bursting here…
Gordon: ‘‘Why I missed all the fun in a week of teleporting from the freggin’ prison?’’
‘‘AND BARNEY THERE YOU ARE… in a TV… OMG You r famous… Wait I can ask him for the beer now and everybody will see how he never gives it to me…’’
Barney: ‘‘WE R UNDER ATTACK’’ (or something like that)
Gordon: ‘‘HEY WERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT HAPPENS WITH MAH BEER!!!’’
Eli: Now that the suppression Field is down… we all have to do our part.
Alyx: DAD!
Gordon: YESSS!!!
rebel medic: ‘‘doctor Freeman wait, take these’’
Gordon: ‘‘oh perfect do you have some moar to heal my other hp?’’
Rebel medic: ‘‘take this, Freeman!’’
Gordon: ‘‘oh thanks!’’
Rebel medic: ‘‘Hey doctor I- AAAAAAAAGH!’’
Gordon: ‘‘Thanks combine sniper, I was tired of him and his take this, take that other and take this again when I am on 99% hp’’
Sometimes, I dream about casseroles…
Oh shit, first post!
Heh, the first time I really had Freeman vocalize in my mind was in Half-Life 2, chapter ‘Follow Freeman!’, in the basement of the warehouse where you rescue Barney.
You find the wounded Rebel, and the conversation went a bit like this:
“Holy crap, are you alright?”
“We where split up by snipers… We ran here for cover, but little did we know the place was infested!”
“Wait, what? Infested?”
“You need to get to the roof and help Barney!”
“Yea, in a minute. Now, what was that about infestation?”
GROOOOAAOOOOR
“Ah, FUCK!”:fffuuu:
Damnit Man! I’m a scientist not a one-man-army!
First of all welcome to the forums.
Now, returning to thread:
''OH THA SNIPAH KILLED THE PIGEON!! I WILL AVENGE YOU PIGEAON!!!
Oh man I hope that zombie is dead and not pretending to be dead because it is a zombie I mean that is just silly after all it looks dead despite being a zombie
Holy freak, i just laughed. 
No problem, I see you have also put it in your signature
now returning to thread:
Rebel: ‘‘STRIDEEEER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!’’
Gordon: ‘‘I really have to run? I am so tired of walking though ravenholm, the coast, the road, nova prospect, C17 before war… can’t I just get killed by him and rest in peace?’’
Hahaha, nice one too.
Sound like.
“I so tired of my life, kill me.”
Is it wrong that I don’t find any of mechaelite’s or fong’s posts even remotely funny?
On topic: after breaking open the giant gate in water hazard and setting the alarm off ‘There goes my good reputation :s igh:’
Rebel: ‘‘HEY! Gordon Freeman!’’
Gordon: ‘‘I know you? I mean, you have never seen my face, I have dissapeared over 20 years and didn’t meet anything more than a black corridor and a man with a briefcase and now everybody knows my face, has been Kleiner and Breen promoting me after what I did in Black Mesa?’’
Rebel: ‘‘Everybody let’s follow Freeman’’
Gordon: ‘‘what? ya wanna call the attention of the combine with a group of 5 ppl? I like it, when we start shootin’ and throwing chairs with my gravity gun?’’
Rebel 1: ‘’…we didn’t know the place was infested…’’
Gordon: ‘‘Infested? so there are annoying zombies wich will appear from water surpising me and trying to scare me? So I can go on a killing spree with mah shotgun and eliminate the plague?’’
Rebel 2: ‘‘Let’s get the hell out of here!’’
Gordon: ‘‘but what about my killing spree???’’ *Sad face 
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Damn!!! Where’s Duke when I need him?
Different people, different sense of humor.