On the train away from city 17 in episode 1
Gordon: Phew… That was a close one. Though it wasn’t as bad as the time the frogmen attacked my house though.
Wait a minute…
What is that blue light…
OH SHIT IT’S GOING TO BLOW GO FASTER GO FASTER OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Hl2 trainstation, Pick up Metrocop.
Metropolice: Pick up that can citizen.
Gordan: … Is that can of beer? I mean, maybe is the one that barney has to give me…
Metropolice: He owns you a beer too?
Gordon: Yeah, I have been waiting 20 years in extasis and he keeps without giving it to me…
(If you played hl2 you will see that barney is infiltrated as a rebel spy in Civil Protection, and hell we all remember that he owns a beer to everybody in black mesa, so why not in the CP team?)
[EDIT] Just noticed that line looks even better out of context.
Where the fuck is my helmet?
I have contained the grammar Nazi inside of me for far too long…
Mechaelite… LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH, MOTHER FUCKER!!!
Is not my bad that I am from Spain and I don’t have english as primary lenguage… I just… meh forget it, I will keep goin’ and try to write it well next time… also extasis is the meaning of Ectasy in spanish…
Rebel: Hey Follow Freeman
Gordon: Why don’t you rather go ahead!
Breen: We have a distruptor in our kind …
Gordon: Hey im on TV!
Gman: It’s time to choose…
Gordon: What was the pay again?
Rebel: Hey It’s freeman!
Gordon: of course it’s me, I am the only one with HEV suit here.
Rebel: Don’t forget to reload Mr. Freeman.
Gordon: whut? I already have reloaded you idiot.
Gordon: oh sh*t outta ammo… oh hey civil protection officer could you come 'ere? I have a ‘‘formal’’ request to you…
Col. Odessa Cubbage: Ah, yes, Gordon Freeman! I couldn’t have asked for a finer volunteer.
Gordon: Yeah right.
Col.: stands there holding the RPG
Gordon: I’ve got time … Its not like you are going to imprison me if I do not take it. Why is everyone silent?
[After 10 minutes. Gordon is using a wooden box to climb the guardrail next to the blocked gate]
Gordon: I’ll miss my NOS buggy. Scary f***s.
gordant frohmanz enters the xen borderworld
“…double rainbow… all the way”
Gordon: Sometimes…I dream about Cheese.
rebel: You too?
I lol’d.
Gordon: Man, ive been quite for so long, I bet there are people posting on some internet forums about my thoughts…wait a second…
Metropolice: Shitty thought posted sir!
Combine Soldier: Good work, now post something about that Barney guy.
Metropolice: Why?
Combine Soldier: He owns me a freggin’ beer.
If Borealis made it to the final version:
Odell: “Hey, here’s a thought; I’ve got a cigarette lighter, you’ve got a gun… Maybe you should go first.”
Gordon: “Give me the lighter, I want to have [COLOR=‘DarkOrange’]fire bullets!” :freeman:
Hl2 beta. E3_terminal.
‘‘Oooh, look all those combine getting burned by those molotovs! Wow that big guy really f*cked them up… I better get outta here before they see me… Uh oh.’’ (rebel shows up throws molotov to them) ‘‘Yay saved!’’ (Combine guard kills rebel) ‘‘I bettar go inside that room! AAAH! :fffuuu:’’ (Combine guard breaks door) ‘‘AAAH I BLAME VALVE AND THEIR SUPAH POWERED ENEMIES FOR THIS! I HATE COMBINE GUAAAAARDS!!!’’
Hl2 d3_c17_05.
‘‘God, this combines are to way retarded. They just ran to me while shooting the damn Ar2. I wanna see a combine guard pwnage and then kill him to steal him his weapon! Oh wait, is cut I BLAME YOU VALVE!!’’
Why did I do this shitty thought? 'cause in the beta every time you found a combine guard and he discovered you, you hated it. Now there’s ppl who wanna turn to see him in action again. As me, this combine guys are pretty easy. Last time I killed 20 hunters with my bare hands! (and some crowbars)
Do you think those guards are though? Try:
The “[COLOR=‘Lime’]Step-by-step what to do when a combine guard discovers you”-list:
- The guard see you.
- He begins charging his lazor!
- Step/run 10 meters to the left/right (depending on your environment).
- The guard fires his lazor.
- You survived!
Edit:
Wait… this is nearly just like The “[COLOR=‘Darkorange’]Step-by-step what to do when a portal rocket turret is summoned”-list…
Bonus line:
Alyx: “Don’t move. One bite and you’ll be dead by your next breath.”
Gordon: “OH MAH… aw, so cute he… OH MAH GOD how did I got to the air exchange?!”
yeah but the combine guard was unkillable after all, it would not be so retarded as normal combine soldiers. Also if you are on a closed space and you find a combine guard, you are F*cked
- Just run like hell and you should be fine!