Gordon Freeman's silence - truth exposed!

Half-Life Series
#1

Hey guys, just created account and even made an avatar myself. Observed BM for some time now, and I guess I could make an ACC since it’s to be released “in near future” (the kind of like in the movies, where you already have flying cars, true AI’s, WW3 just ended, you know… the usual stuff…)

Anyway I wanted to share with you… the gift of knowledge!

Gordon Freeman is NOT a mime, you guessed wrong! Nor is he annoyed so much that he’s not speaking anything to anyone. Nor was his tongue bitten off by head-crab (though serious brain damage done by headcrabs, the wonderfull gift of morphine heals Gordon right away).

The truth is…
Well, no, he’s not mexican, he undestand english, that’s not it, really.
Just stop THINKING so I can type what’s the real deal ok? I SAID -STOP- thinking, how hard can it be!?

You really make it on purpose don’t you? Doesn’t matter.

GORDON just keeps a low profile!
He was seen mindlessly slaying random folks for fun (or to get milk without paying). He was lately seen here:

And here:

and here:

Even one word can give him away so… It’s better not to say anything :freeman:

Of course you CAN DISAGREE!

After all, it’s not a crime to be WRONG about something, so feel free not to belive :smiley: I just know deep inside that… Gordon Freeman is a badass!

#2

lol wut

BTW I seem to remember Gordon saying something just before he/something dies quietly. Anyone ever hear him? or am I just hallucinating?

#3

Oh yes, those Postal 2 & 3 screenshots are so convincing.
I’m convinced you’re a moron.

#4

oh god :smiley: :smiley: this thread is full of fail :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:
anyway : inb4lock

#5

That’s his suit.

#6

I like the idea of Gordon being Mexican and not understanding English better. :smiley:

#7

¿lol que?

#8

chuckles quietly in an awkward fashion

#9

Well that’s obviously a not-too-good-kind-of-fail-joke true, but it is pretty much source, and character IS kind of similiar on some screenshots, that’s all :smiley: And I found it funny IMHO.

But I have to agree that mexican Gordon seems like a nice alternative too after thinking for a while… That makes sense and even explains why he’s the only one in BM without permission to use any doors without Barney included.

Anyway, just wanted to introduce myself and had no better idea to write anything else :fffuuu:

#10

and you wanted to start it off with a bang eh ?

#11

At least you tried.

#12

This thread fails. No offense.

#13

yeah , five stars for trying :smiley: … succeeding … not so much :jizz:

#14

Just follow me and you should do fine.

#15

I was going to reference link to the FAIL button, but it appears some lawyers fucked it up.

https://www.pacdudegames.com/fail/

#16

me or the OP ?

#17

I tot Postal dude alway speak?

“Gun don’t kill people, i do!”

#18

he does speak , it’s just that the OP tried to be a comedian and failed …

#19

Both of you, the more the merrier.

#20

oh joy , we can set up a club !! Dr.Strangelove’s Gentlemens’ club , that’s how it should be called

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